Simp Chat Laurine - Discussion Thread

Mysti is very hot, but... even she doesn't emulate the stick body shape of L (and Mysti has very good muscle tones in her legs). There are very few current examples.
Bailey is probably the closest, and in fact even bigger. Ridiculously huge.

ariaa has comparable volume. Not as perky, and way taller. Not a stick, either.
Claire has retired but when she was posing she's simply huge. Not a stick, either, with a full ass.
Ludmila is another contender in breast volume, but doesn't really post anything risqué now.
VV is a household name and still not a stick and a taller version of Claire i think.
Gretta is the to-go girl these days but simply doesn't grow bigger even though definitely attractive.
Another contender is Pixie. I'd assume she's a taller and milf version when it comes to tits on a stick. Ass is also wide actually.

It's just very hard to find someone who's slim, ass is not exactly flat, and tits are huge and perky. Honestly, all of the above are insanely hot but don't seem to replicate L.
 
Counterexamples abound there.

Laurine ragequit at what...her mid-20s?

To put that into perspective, that's when Luna Amor started, and Mysti C even later, and Luna is basically at her peak beauty IMO in her mid-30s (the latest Scoreland shoots are some of her best IMO--certainly substantially better than her early years), same with Mysti.

Katerina Hartlova still made great material after 30, and only after her 2nd pregnancy, cutting her hair short, and completely running out of ideas did she really start to fall off.

Tessa Fowler retired at 30 b/c Los Angeles and ever more-demanding fans destroyed her mental (a vastly bigger tragedy than Laurine's ragequit--Tessa was great, but drugs, booze, and absurd costs of living going to blow a person's mind out--how nobody kept a close eye on one of the gems of the industry has me going ???).

Hitomi Tanaka retired in her mid-30s, and in her final movie video, she still looks terrific.

Long story short: Laurine had a long, long career ahead of her if she wanted it, but threw it away. Ah well.
 
As amazing as Vixen is from the neck down, her garish makeup, weird dye jobs, crazy nails, completely amateur material, and massive ego create such a massive gap between what could be and what she actually puts out.

If she actually worked with a decent producer, she'd make fireworks, but instead, she blew off Daktari offering $10,000 (+travel expenses?) for a week of work, in which some of that time would be sightseeing Europe. PUF would do decently with her and still hawk her OF if she wanted to. If she could agree on a rate for Score, they'd be over the moon to have a second model that isn't garbage.

Even her content thread has me going "hm? Meh" when I see it updated. That should not be happening with an S+ tier physique like hers.

But as far as other super-slim + big boobs models go, Sha Rizel in her Scoreland/PUF days comes to mind. Some pretty good videos when she was with them.
 
Nobody comes close to Laurine imo. Her boobs are too perfect in way, shape, puffy nipples and enormous size while being very slim (anime type shit). Not to mention that she's very beautiful, which is very rare. Maybe Spanish Ares Andreu in boob shape, size and body. Everytime I open this thread I get sad. Always hope that she or even Nicholas Ferres shot more content and are yet to be released.
 
She's a unicorn. So rare. When you find a unicorn, you have to invest while you have the chance. There's always a day you'll look up and they've deleted everything and dropped out of the game.
 
partly why i keep on repeating myself "those who look similar". L is not perfect in every way, but peak L would still blow away the few contenders. I already named a few but they don't (even) come close: face is mid, or work is mid, or tits are mid/not as big or impressive, or are kinda chubby.

I can name even more big tit owners who are butterfaces, not as slim, or are simply faceless. So many girls have perfect tits but only show tits. They won't strip, show everything, and at least try to engage you like L did. Hundreds of guys say Gretta. She is great and intact but while she shows everything she just can't go up to J cups. Her performance, also great, is so much controlled by the extreme amount of requests she/her agent gets.
 
if u put her on a tier list of big tits slim body beautiful face category, she's a C at best, while Laurine is S.
 
What's this silliness?

Tessa Fowler was great, albeit very few long vids outside a stream.

Luna Amor has an amazing face, can self and even dual-suck (see Yonia vids), and her long hair just says "can't ask for better", and she's the only top-tier model working beyond a topless capacity these days (with Score, who are garbage besides her). Between her Score, Sappho, and Daktari work, she just outright ruins any other model for me, past or present.

Mysti C is fantastic, albeit incredibly short and tame on content.

Katerina Hartlova in her prime was great as well.

Sha Rizel in her Score days was comparable (before she got saggy and got those garish lips),

Hitomi Tanaka absolutely had a comparable physique for a while, but I find her a butterface and am not a fan of HC, but if those two things aren't an issue, she's done a staggering amount of work.

If you want an absolutely shredded model with a decent face and decent rack, there's Gretta Grand, though JFC, I do wish she'd pig out a bit more--seeing hip bone outlines? Too far.

Merilyn Sakova and Jana Defi were pretty close to showing abs with massive assets, but their faces left something to be desired.

Vixen Virago would also absolutely mog Laurine in every which way...if she actually bothered to set her planet-sized ego aside and put in some effort into her work.

Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen in their DDFBusty days were great, also, though the former is retired, and the latter very much should be (short, teal hair + arm tattooos + chonky? What is this? A bad cosplay of Morrigan Aensland in a retirement home? GTFOH).

And if you're willing to go back really far into history, Yulia Nova.

So...IDK how varied your pool is. To call Laurine something special was wishful thinking unless you need your busties to be super-slim.

I think Gretta can go bigger. Look at her. See all those toned physique lines? She's super-slim. Which means she has every right to just enjoy life, eat a bunch of burgers and European pastries, drink some beer, have a great time, and at the tail end of it, she'll probably be even more stacked.
 
Very good list! And let's not forget Solomia Maievska whose tits sadly met the same fate at almost the same time. Both were 25 at the time. It's almost the busty model equivalent of the "27 club" of all-time legendary rock stars who died at 27 (Morrison, Hendrix, Joplin, Cobain, Winehouse). LDMs tits would be in the Rockstar 27 club rather than the boob model 25 club though. . .
 
Solomia was another flash in the pan. Barely did anything, barely tried anything, got infected with the mind virus, and ragequit. RIP.

Not sure how many models try to make a go of things, but if they were intelligent (big if, I know), they'd call up PinUpFiles, Score, or Daktari and start off their careers with a producer, promote themselves on social media to build up a fanbase, and then and only then go try to make an OnlyFans in hopes of more $. Otherwise, good luck have fun getting a following.
 
Zero-passion fish-faced flash-in-the-pan.

Another case study proving that what's above the neck matters almost as much as what's below it.
 
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