Simp Chat Anya Taylor-Joy

Considering Apple TV sucks at making their shows well known (outside of Neuromancer, because it’s my favorite novel and I’ve been tracking its production pretty tightly), I’m shocked I didn’t hear about it till my feed had those tiny suckable tits bounce like crazy on my Twitter feed. Reminds me of my sister’s tiddies too! :BOOBA:
 
We would quite literally have nudity from her had Nosferatu and the Lighthouse not fallen through. Though, I suppose, Eggers could have cockblocked us with seaweed on her tits in the Lighthouse. For Nosferatu, however, that role demanded nudity.
 
yeah, they're really bad at marketing the shows like right until they come out. I think if I wasn't such a hardcore ATJ fan, I'd have no idea that she would even have a show out
 
i think we're closer to Anya full nude scenes than people realize. I have a theory that in a year or two we're getting a full nudity scene (or at least a tasteful nude pic) but for now it's just a schizo headcanon :KEKWlaugh:
 
Are you making the argument that, had ATJ been in not one but two different roles built for nudity, somehow, someway, she would have said no to the nudity? It is commonly known that she wanted to be the Mermaid in the Lighthouse, a role requiring her to be topless by default. And Ellen's whole thing is her sexuality and its expression to the point she has to bed Nosferatu by the end of the movie.
 
argument is a kinda harsh way to put it. I'm just saying that, aside getting the missed opportunities with the lighthouse and nosferatu, she seems to be inching towards a full nudity scene in the future.
like, i don't know her personally (nobody here does I'm assuming), but it just feels, to me, that she's inching ever so slowly to a full nude scene (or pic) in some way.
maybe I'm just too deep into the simp hole to see reality. who knows? :COPIUM:
 
Ngl just wanna see her get bukkaked and a bunch of long dongs explode repeatedly on her otherworldly, alien-like ethereal goddess face.
 
I thought the bouncing she did in the movie The Menu was incredible; this is another level.
 
Sad thing is, the edges of nip tapes are invisible and it makes the tits look almost unnatural
 
ATJ isn't prudish by any means, given past showings of pokey/nipple action. But she'd require covering, given how sheer the outfit is. Otherwise, she would have basically been topless like Rose Mcgowan's famous sheer dress at the VMAs. And while we would certainly enjoy that, she does have that classy touch to her which is part of her charm. Also, she is perhaps smart enough to wait to show the goods in a movie for wider appeal and a bigger payday. Which is why she keeps trying to do movies where she can show them off.

She did give us that bounce, though. :PogTasty:
 
Idk why y'all so optimistic about her going nude. Didn't she have a perfect chance to do that in Northman? But it ended rather like a nothingburger
 
She was supposed to be the lead in Nosferatu and wanted to be the Mermaid in the Lighthouse. Both roles knowingly demanded nudity. In the former case, scheduling interfered, so the role went to Lily-Rose Depp. In the case of the latter, Eggers said no. And in either case, she happily showed her backside in two other Eggers movies. Then there is the sheer topless shot in Emma and her general proclivity for showing nipples, not wearing bras, etc. Hell, just look at her last role in Lucky. She basically is running around, no bra, nips and bounce abound.

This isn't a matter of optimism, really. More so, it is a matter of record. Though she really does need to get a role soon because celebrities have a habit of opting out of nudity once they reach a certain age due to, for lack of a better word, spoilage.
 
she's on and ariana grande slide, her tits will look like fried eggs when they're finally shown...
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top