Simp Chat Yonia - Discussion Thread

New video with Mysti coming end of April. Odds are, Mysti's still going to be a killjoy.
 
Someone who kills the joy in something.
That is, Mysti didn't let Luna suck on her, probably won't let Yonia, either. And certainly doesn't seem to partake in giving that affection back. So...meh.
 
Oh we call them figa di legno (wooden pussy) in Italian because they just stand there and you have to do the work. It's not the same but similiar
 
Yonia seems to be shrinking and shrinking. In her first two videos, she was comparable to Luna. Now, she seems regular-sized.
Too bad there aren't any super mario mushrooms targeted to specific places -_-
 
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 her tits are getting saggier 😭😭😭😭😭 now she looks like she has a fat uncle's tits. We lost 30kg of tits. RIP. NOW I'M hoping she doesn't do any shitty silicone job or something like that
 
Yep, she went from "stacked" to "meh, above average", but she's also a butterface. In her first video with Luna, she was comparable in size. Now? What exactly makes her stand out, in particular?
 
Just like when they use famous people of the past in ads, yeah they were good looking back then but now they are either just regular (rich) old people or plastic and silicone people. I won't change my data plan only because you show us an old woman who was a 9/10 in the 80's
 
You cannot seriously think this is a butterface...
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Go look at someone like Sarah Jay or Charley Hart and try to tell me this is a butterface.
 
The only thing that happened to her is that she lost weight, her tits lost volume, the same thing that happened to Noelle Easton, Wanda Potts, etc.
Her tits are still acceptable, they're not as ugly as Luna Amor's 💀
 

Cropping just her face in that image. She looks boyish--though I won't deny that there are certain women with even worse faces.
Um? Luna's are amazing, or at least they were as of a few years ago. Maybe they got a bit saggier these days, but in the video with Mysti, she was amazing, head to toe.
 
There is a joke that goes like this:
A guy had to hire a new secretary, he open ups a job interview where only 3 women shows up. The first woman was highly trained in excel, power point and she had a beautiful voice. The second woman was good in excel and all the office suite apps, had a long career as a secretary and her voice was beautiful too. The third woman wasn't good with computer, had a normal sounding voice and it was her first experience as a secretary. The man chose the last woman because she had bigger tits.
So if he hired yonia for her fits, he would have fired her now
 
She's still amazing. Does she still do cam shows? What platform was she on aside from OF?
 
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