Simp Chat Woodman Casting X / Wake Up N Fuck

Don't know about that but definitely Woodman is massively overrating this last chick (who doesn't interest me anyway). Doing a pre-sale for her on top of the subscription is fucking nonsense, he's treating her like she was prime Lana Rhoades or something.
 
This girl was approached by many big studios to do her first anal but had big demands so looks like Woodman had to pay her a really big amount of money to convince her to do anal with him. That's propably is the reason why he now runs a presale.
And as for her look, everyone has different taste. For me, and propably for many other people, this girl beauty is on Lana's Rhoades level. Of course many will differ but as i said, everyone has his own taste.
 
Nah it's not a matter of taste, let's be real here. Sure taste matters, just as there're people who prefer the version of Lana who is completely worked on and has undergone about 50 plastic surgeries—people with whom I'll disagree until the very day I die.
Some things are objective. You see a "10" and "7" on the street and you might talk yourself into the 7 because she’s your type, but a 10 is still a 10.
 
It is a matter of taste. For me this girl is one of the most beautyfull girls in porn industry, for you not. Why do you think that your opinion is real and my not? Besides, if Woodman decided to pay her big amount of money it means he sees a big potential in her. You can say many bad things about that creep but when it comes to making money this guy knows when he can earn it.
And i agree with Lana. For me she was way hotter before surgeries but there are people who will differ on that. We can agree with them or disagree but that won't change anything. Everyone likes different things.
 
You don't know her social media?
He only say C... :LULW: he is always so paranoic...but it' useless..we are in 2026 everyone can find everything...useless to post a blurred photo. The dinosaur know that they have invented Google Search?
 
He paid less Lana Rhoades than this one, trust me ...he is desperate for ''decent'' models...just looks the recent year... I mean
Running a pre-sale to squeeze out more money is the only way he have—a cynical move to cash in as much as possible... especially from people who are already entitled to that content by paying for the subscription.
 
Nah.
Yeah that's probably true. I mean, the only one this year that has caught my attention so far really was Valery Ponce. The rest... quite forgettable if you ask me.
 
Yes, i know that. She is not at the same level of her career as Lana was at that point. Lana shot anal before Woodman and shot many scenes after him. I asked Christina on her OF page about her plans of shooting anal content and she answered she is not going to shoot it in near future, maybe somewhere in the distant future but it looks like she is not going to do it. And if you look closely on her recent shootings she never did anything with anal more than puting a buttplug or anal fingering. And looks like she had no intention of shooting anal for Woodman when she was traveling to Europe. Woodman convinces her somehow when she arrived. I asked her why she chooses him but, of course, she didn't answered me.
And i agree he is desperate for good models because his best updates so far are updates of his older scenes. Most of his girls are not known so she can really boost his website.
I agree with that in 100%. That's a lame move. Especially if you remember that he wrote that this scene will be very soon after her interview. Propably he noticed how many people watched that interview and found out that he can earn much more money out of it.
 
I have been trying to find out ever since I saw her on FTV.. She's legitimately beautiful and I didn't want to have to wait for Woodman to drag her scene out for months/years... If anyone knows, please send me a DM!
Also, I can't believe there are people on that thread that call him Master unironically. Holy.. Some other guy was going "Wow, how do you get all these women to have sex with you? Must be your virility.." like no, he offers them a stack of money lmao.
 
I don't think you've fully learned the Woodman dictionary yet, so let me teach you:
"You'll get the scene update tonight on the site." = In three days.
"Very soon." = In five months.
"Today." = Anywhere from three days to one week.
"Next month." = In four months.
"I promise you guys, this is the next update." = One more girl before it, maybe even two.
"Beginning of the year." = The middle of the (next) year.
"I'm not really sure when." = In five to ten years.
And of course, none of these scenes are ever complete when they're uploaded. You'll have to wait another week to a week and a half for the full version. The only time you can actually trust him is when he says, "I'm working on it." At that point, you can be almost certain the scene will be uploaded the next day.
Everything else is bullshit. He's just an old pig who pays girls a fortune to fuck them, then uploads the video whenever he feels like it.
 
Maybe because she believes the bullshit PW must have filled her head with :LULW:

He always says the same old things... that if they hold off on doing anal with others now, they'll have more money later... but really, he wants them to stop doing anal so he can keep the exclusive, contract-free exclusive for longer. He's the only one who profits from it not the model.
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First she refused him, she work with an agency she said.

Back in 2023, he was still thinking big... she wouldn't stoop to the level of the first "old frog" to show up that work in an hotel room and a handycam. But two years later, her career was—let's face it—stagnant, so when that first big offer came along...

Than PW spoke about common friend (the only way he have, since he don't work with the best agencies in europe anymore)
He even says himself that she asked for "a crazy amount of money".

In the end, it’s all about the money—he confirms that in another post, too: how much are you willing to spend? (me zero) And he’d already been thinking about the pre-sale in advance.

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Now, the only thing I'm curious about is how long they'll have to wait to see this scene... I remember other pre-sales that were stuck at 50–60% for one month, then magically hit 100% in a single day—obviously the work of PW himself, who controls that side of things; he saw that no one was throwing any more money at it and decided he’d fleeced them enough. :LULW:
Here, Mia Trejsi presale. 100% one month later and with the magic of PW, otherwise it was stuck there), And for me, she was a more beautiful model than Christina Sage—though that’s a matter of personal taste—but objectively speaking, she was a real newbie.
15 JUL


15 AUG

Now a fun fact (he is so hilarious :PepeClown:)
One of the member said: maybe it was already edited...:LULW:
The truth:
15AUG

So, they have paid a lot of extra money for the pre sale... but tomorrow evening? ok.
tomorrow evening come....
16 AUG

No guys, this night!!
:KEKWlaugh:
17 AUG

Not that night... at 10 PM..... :OMEGALUL: (the user don't even get the confirmation e-mail)
Oh, best part: and you think it was a complete scene? No...it was updated days after.
And obviously, those who aren't members but simply made an offer couldn't get the full version—it was only for members, or available by purchasing it again using credits on the site. LOL
A presale of an uncompelte scene. PW ladies and gentleman. :PepeClown:
So entertaining, but the best part start now....
Maybe this time they'll do it before a month... it's been a while since they've seen a 'decent' model on that site.
And since it's a pre-sale, will be leaked the next minute. Since anyone who pays gets the scene—even non-members—there is no tracking.
 
Great job with this investigation. It's really interesting. I know this guy keeps girls from doing anals for others and this is one of many things that makes me hate that creep. I remember that he often instulted girls that decided to break "agreement" with him and doing scenes for others. I really hope this time this is not a case.
And i really hope you are right with that last sentences. I remember many presales going for weeks even with really hot girls. I hope you are right an he will want to release this scene as quick as he can. And i hope it will leak the same day.
 
Another thing I find hilarious is how Woodman talks about how so many people in the industry—producers from other studios—loathe him and talk trash about him. Brotha, you use all these tactics of questionable integrity for your own gain, and then you're surprised that people despise you? And in his own mind, he’s the good guy. Of course, that's the narrative he sells, i seriously doubt deep down he believes it.
 
Yes, i noticed that too. Everyone is bad but not him. He is a saint. Recently he found out that Anha Bellisima started dating with Porno Dan and he just went furious. I know that Dan also is a creep but Woodman was talking about him like he is his archenemy or something. And of course started calling names Anha. Dude can't stand that someone else can fuck girls he fucked.
 

1: it will not be a complete scene even after the 100%...it will be released cutted anyway (already did that with Mia Trejsi presale)
2: it will be not available to member if not reach 100%? Really? A member pays for a subscription, so the scene is already theirs and they've already paid for it... or am I wrong? Dear Sherlock, if you have a subscription...you already have paid for that. You're just paying extra because your "Master" spent a huge amount of money (as he himself says) to fuck that ass.

HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY. :LULW: I wonder how much Christina Sage asked for. I'm starting to like that girl... a huge amount of money and an easy job.... I mean, she probably didn't even feel that limp dick; in the preview photos, she's laughing like was nothing for a first anal.
edit
As I said...was very easy job, and fast huge amount of money.


Yes sure...is for his fight against piracy.:OMEGALUL:
 
does anyone have all the Casey norhman scenes in high quality for download?
 

Looks like for a just 150 credits (Which is around 1000 euro) and for being 2 year member you can have this video right now. What a good man. And rest of the peasants will have to wait ;).
 
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