These chicks are always going MIA. Always "unwell."
My favorite excuses
a) allegedly sick, typically "with a nasty cold" or "I think it's flu"
b) "injured and have hospital bills"
plz cash app me!
c) dog/cat is at vet again
d) "my partner had an emergency"
e) unnamed and random "health scare"
f) last minute emergency work trip (yet they are self employed or a stripper?)
g) family emergency (unnamed problem)
h) moving apartments, houses, etc.
i) powerline fell during storm and knocked out internet
j) switching to new internet service provider
k) " is the worst!" (Comcast, Verizon, At&T, etc)
l) house flooded because neighbor's pipes were leaking.
j) tenant/landlor dispute...
k) "Onlyfans is being annoying!" i.e., "I can't send you content because Onlyfans won't let me and customer support hasn't gotten back to me about said issue."
l) phone/computer broke
m) "waiting for editor to finish the face blur"
It NEVER ends lol.
We need to make a bingo card, homies
