Simp Chat shawna lynn discussion thread

My, My, My ... I remember when white fans use to lecture black fans about their favorite pornstars not fucking black men on camera by telling us "Her body, Her choice" ... It's no fun when the rabbit has the gun, is it?

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Worth it, IMO. Bodies like hers are very, very rare (believe me I have scoured the escort sites for the past year hunting for a decent Shawna Lynn proxy). Huge ass and thighs, but beautifully shaped. Doesn't have huge gut hanging out. Face is okay, not classically pretty, but don't need to look away from her. Doesn't have a crazy amount of tattoos either. I just really hate the south and don't wanna go to Atlanta, but damn it's tempting. Problem is if she cancels it's a wasted trip because there's literally nothing I want to see or do in Georgia other than fuck her.

Any idea if she's allowing creampies? That's the deal breaker for me. I need to pop inside her for it to be worth the $3,000.
 
bro unless ur a millionaire, 3k for pussy is outrageous, especially pussy with restrictions and shes most likely going to be lazy in bed
 
$3,000 is not a lot of money but if she really wants to make a big bag she's gonna have to get the fuck out of Atlanta. Those guys down there don't really have money and they don't take care of themselves either.
 
if its 3k for the whole day that would be a good deal, but if its just for 1 session, you can definitely find better options and have a better time
 
you not beating the allegations with your last statement :MEGALUL:

3k is alot of money for a session, again unless your a millionaire and you're dying to fuck her, then its such a horrible deal for lots of reasons. She is going to be lazy, just watch her tapes in which she is in a clean and safe environment and yet rarely performs
 
Atlanta has a lot of flash and loud talking but when it comes to paying escorts they are some of the worst.
 
No, I just know women who were in the business.

I know Raven Thick has put herself out with the same "limited bookings" thing but I don't think these women know how to really hit the net and get their money.

All escorts like safe regulars they can depend on for a booking that understand the exchange.
So good business doesn't do the equivalent of a flash sale for a booking both of these women are trying to play catch up in a slump.

She needs to put up a page on Tryst (yes pay for it) and start planning a booking month 2-3 months in advance with the entire expense and projected earnings already figured out and deposits collected. In her case she can't travel so she needs to do this to allow people to fly into that hell hole the rest of the country likes to refer to as Atlanta. In her screening process she needs to be looking for stable men with good jobs, health insurance and something to lose. That type of guy can feed his big butt addiction while also being a high functioning member of society that is less likely to burn her. The client candidates who will develop into "regulars" will be average looking men and not BBC's while they may be black dudes they all won't be hung.

So if she tries to stay true to that BBC stuff she will be disappointed but well paid and she'll have to decide what it's worth; more dick skin and less money or less dick skin and a heavy purse. Does she want to pay bills or have a good time? She has to decide that.

If she planned it out this way she could literally do 8 bookings in a month at 1 hour for $3,000 and have a nice little chunk of change.

I don't like the haste of her post or the spontaneity of it because the ho business is not spontaneous at all.
 
at this point, someone should hire you LMFAO - because you way too logistical my boy - i respect it tho
 
I'm not a millionaire and $3,000 isn't cheap for sure, but I make good money, my hobbies aren't expensive and I like to treat myself to memorable experiences a few times a year.

Brother, at least 80% of women are lazy in bed. Women who can fuck are rare as hell, so I learned many years ago that it's up to me to make sex pleasurable for myself. Restrictions can be a deal breaker for me as I mentioned, so I agree with you there. I would see her if I can fuck her raw and creampie her, but if that rate is for condom-only or I'm required to pull out, then she wouldn't be worth the money to me since my travel expenses would add a lot and Atlanta isn't a place I care to visit.

Having spoken to multiple escorts (both porn stars and non) about their touring plans, I agree with that entire post. Escorts meticulously plan their tours months in advance. Many only tour when the bulk of the tour cost has been funded by a whale flying her in. Shawna doesn't strike me as the disciplined planner type, so I think she's probably half assing all of this.

It also occurred to me last night that she might not even consider someone like me. It's possible that her preferences are:
1. NFL and NBA players only. There are probably enough players on the Falcons and Hawks that want to fuck her.
2. BBC exclusive. She might be willing to fuck regular guys who can afford her rate, but only if they're black.

But who knows? Maybe the "select bookings" wording was just to create some perception of scarcity.
 
The problem with NFL and NBA players and I can only speak with direct knowledge of NFL players is they don't want to pay and the sense of entitlement is outrageous. They'll pay once but then they'll think being in the NFL and gifting trinkets is enough when that was never the deal. Could she attract a lot of high profile NFL guys? NO. And she would have to be real with herself and understand the "upper hand" is more important than chasing status.

There are guys who think they know the game trying to pimp who over value status chasing, internet clout and orbiting. Bargaining power is quiet and out of the way; not in photos or trying to tag along to events wearing a bunch of jewelry. Take other guys rosters for example a lot of those women look run down, tired and stressed while other women who are in the game look well fed, well rested and glowing. That's the difference between business men and bottom feeders.

Actually, when escorts tour the hotels, Airbnb's and flights are paid way in advance so that expense is waiting to be recouped and like any business she'll overbook to make sure she gets that back then rides off into profit. These women keep a cushion of credit / cash to set tours into motion without having to depend on a big booking to cover. This is why she needs more than one price point so she can throw in 45 minute, half hour, 15 minute sessions and give the illusion of a deal. I will tell you guys these clients are like any other customer in any other business they like a good word salad that sounds like they got over on the salesman. If I set her stuff up I'd increase the hour rate and offer a discounted rate if they fly in to give them an incentive to travel while still collecting the fee she wants.

The typical client isn't going to last 15 minutes one go so she can expect to physically work on average 5 to 8 minutes and after that she has to lean into her personality. And that is where I get concerned because she can come off cold which leads to awkwardness and that can lead to tension.
 
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