Simp Chat Sexypattycake Discussion Thread

Mate you can only milk the same cow but for so long. She'd be better off on Patreon the way she operates.
 
Of course. Thats true for everyone in that business. My point is she started out in a completely different time as opposed to most of her competion. And she had what was needed back then. It might not win the competition today. But me point is it was something more rare and exceptional in comparison.
Yes, one can complain about it like she is just like all the other people who lost it over the years. But is it really the same?
 
This preview just dropped on her OF. $75 and its LTO, so if you get it, post and mirror since everything for her is hard to find it seems for LTOs.
EDIT: Decensor job done on this except the last part.
 
These tools can only do so much, and an almost full screen pixelated ass is a step over the line alas. What the world, or me anyway, needs, is a filter for one of those apps that will undo that damn annoying "out of focus" effect on the topless sequences.
 
I guess her pay site is done? Its a bit funny. She is making that OOF money now, so why bother. She is probably kicking herself for not starting it 3 years earlier.
 
It is truly a shame how awful her sex tapes are considering her body is fucking amazing.
 
none of these girls seems to realize—we don't only want to see their pussy getting smashed. like, show us the rest of her body, her face and tits while she's getting fucked. otherwise staring at just the pussy induces a dissociative state, like someone repeating one word until it's meaningless.
 
she should just go back to wet and messy stuff, like taking bukkake fake dildo cumshots and shit. that tiny dick ain't doing her any favors, and her "hardcore" stuff is terrible lmao.
 
she did at least two iirc, i'll have to find them, i have them somewhere.
did a quick glance thru her onlyfans, it seems she's taken A LOT of stuff down from there (or hides it from people are just free subbed like me, i dunno). but no mention of her squirting vids on there, and i'm like 99% sure that's where i first came across them.
i want to say they were part of her 'shortcake' series, but not sure exactly which ones. also, a quick google brings up a few videos where she clearly *does not* squirt, so don't waste your time with those. (although the one i keep seeing "my 1st recorded kitchen squirt" i don't think i've seen, so maybe it's real and i just never came across it).
but her shit is always like $50 and almost NONE of them are really worth it. they weren't fountain gushes or anything, but she did clearly squirt while jilling off at the bottom of her shower in two videos.
Here they are, the first one is the classic out of focus shit she loves but she does squirt, the second one you can def see her squirt twice. they were titled "sweet and soapy 3 and 4" respectively:
https://bunkr.cr/a/h2o7jl5I
 
There's no paid tier, doesn't seem to be an option on Onlyfans, unlike Fansly say. What you see is what there is right now. She seems to periodically hide a bunch of stuff to "tidy up" but I think it's just to encourage people to buy PPVs before they disappear.
 
Need to get up to the simp rank I have almost all of her complete website and majority of her onlyfans id love to share with everybody whats the quickest way
 
best way would be to seed a mfing torrent of something that expansive. there used to be a really complete one floating around before her OF days. would be great if you could pick out the rarest stuff/most revealing/your favorites to selectively upload. cyberfile has typically worked for me without much problem for hosting a few videos
 
def torrent or bunkr dump. bunkr dump more work but easier to access for most other users.
 
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