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She's got no business sense for the game, she acts like she exists in a vacuum of simps with no competition for their attention. For $35 a month I'd just say to sub to multiple quality content creators without pay walls after the cover charge.
She has the audacity to charge that AND charge per unlock in the dm's. I couldn't give 2 shits about what she puts on her public TL as it's often too tame for that amount, but she won't even send the locked DMs to past subscribers even to try and win them back either. An insanely expensive walled garden that bears little fruit. An undisciplined upload schedule where she can piss off for a month straight only to come back and be like oh no I was busy but I'll be posting every day now, only to disappear for another 2-3 weeks and repeat that song and dance. She tends to scale back big time on her content whenever she's dating someone (which is the only consistent thing about her if we're being real) she deletes posts on a whim which devalues the account/content offering, she doesn't ever know how to post a proper teaser or a thumbnail for anything whatsoever. Her Twitter is equally useless as you'll just see nothing but onlyfans icons for her thumbnails.
I wish there was a reality where she was hungry enough to take it seriously but she appears to be the kind who likes to take and rarely give. 🤷
 
Yeah, this is all true. That's why I'm asking. although I suppose people actively subbing aren't here, cuz why would they be when they're getting it from the source. Her best content was actually when she was married. Then she got divorced and "worked on herself" and found a new guy and as you said the content plummeted in quality. Was curious if this latest increase in activity might also signify another dive into the "DGAF" attitude and could yield some much needed fappable content. I'm hoping someone else does the sleuthing this time and reports back.
 
The frustrating thing is she knows she is a super cutie, but I think she isn't smart enough to capitalize on it. If she was to just give 3-5 min videos of more then just a simple Instagram tease, or the occasional shower scene of her just bathing and cleaning herself, she could be making a boat load, and guys like me would be willing to pay the monthly fees. Instead she keeps playing this modest crap over and over and over. Anyways that's just my 2 cents. If she ever gets to the point of actually showing something special, OR if someone has something and is willing to prove me wrong and share it on here. I will gladly shut up.
 
She's not very smart.
Nothing worse than seeing her post multiple times a day on 3 different Insta accounts, and maybe 3 times a month on her Onlyfans page.

I called her out 1 day and she said, "I'm just so busy with all my accounts" . To which I questioned, "which one makes you money?"

Nothings changed, a cute face with a phenomenal body but she refuses to show anymore than tease. She must think men get turned on by public hair the way she teases the landing strip.

Drove a couple hrs each way 1 day to visit the stand in person. The iced coffee was a good choice. She turned her back to me and bent over in a red bikini to get ice out of an ice chest on the floor. Hee ass was amazing in that red0 bikini, but she couldn't even hold a conversation, she literally just giggled the entire time.
 
Ive subbed to her multiple times and regret it every time. 85% of the stuff posted was from me back in the day along with one other guy from an old forum no longer around. Hate to tell you but its the same style pictures just recycled over and over. Just like the other guy said she doesn't care. Its always "im going to post so much going forward" that lasts maybe a week if that. Then its "im just so busy with the animals" or "I was on vacation". Sometimes she doesn't login for weeks at a time. She does as little as possible and just takes the money.
 
Well, she's making bank now selling champion show weiner dogs. She also found a guy which seems to have made her happy.

I'll say it again, she was way better at this Onlyfans stuff when she was married, miserable, broke, and spending all her Onlyfans money on that dog rescue.
 
I’m just wondering if there is anything out there that even closely resembles something that we could all consider hot and wild from her? Like an old full nude video, or a masturbation vid, or something that gives hope that she may actually have some good content. lol Jesus even Carlie Jo is starting to flash the puss.
 
I don't think so, at this point I'm almost convinced she doesn't even have nipples.
 
The best she has done is already in this thread as far as I know. If there is something hot and wild it's being hoarded by a simp that paid a fuck ton of money for a private.

Btw, there's literally already pussy posted by me in this thread.
 
Yeah she's pretty vapid. But I never kept her around for the conversation. She's also incredibly self centered and will let people do the most for her without thinking anything twice about it cuz she's so used to being handed everything on a silver platter. Anyways, she won't ever change, it's always something, a jealous boyfriend, no privacy to make content in her home life, too busy with xyz scapegoat, she's used it all.

I'd love to be proven wrong, especially for what she asks for her monthly sub, but she's been running this grift for half a decade it seems.
I have a hunch there's a video out there somewhere of the time she was working with rybabyxo and her husband cuz they were getting it on heavy in their promos but always edited the videos to cut off just before things ever got good. Rybaby has zero hesitation about baring it all anf they're *very* successful at it. You'd think she would have taken notes but nah, she is too scared of her own potential. She'd rather be treated like a joke it seems.
 
I posted a similar comment in another forum. She took a screenshot and posted it to her wall with some lame excuse.
 
She posted on insta she's dropping out of the bikini barista biz in a couple months. Her show dog breeding biz must have picked up the slack.

She also said she's selling most of her lingerie and shoes.

Her OF has already been shit for a long time, but I figured it was worth mentioning the last nail in the coffin so to speak.
 
She doesn't know what she wants. She tried that before. She was back in short time because money ran out. She went super heavy on the dog thing and then had to give that up for a while and was going to focus more on the OF thing, which then never happened. I'd bet she'll be back in a couple months, but as always, the OF will be nothing but empty promises.
 
Hilarious she charges and arm and a leg for her OF thats been 💩 for years and has screwed every single person out of money by disappearing on there repeatedly giving zero effort. But shes upset because her tips arent what they used to be in the coffee biz. So its not worth it to her anymore. Because you know its such hard work to work a few hours a day and make hundreds more than most in a day and then post once a week on OF if that and just collect money. I wouldnt be surprised if this was one of her scams to try and pull the FOMO card. Poor River.
 
The life she wants is right fucking there if she could only get out of her own way. Oh well, she can continue looking for a man to provide her the lifestyle she wants while she fails about with her hobbies cuz she prefers that kind of arrangement.
 
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