Simp Chat Pineapplebrat - Alice Klomp

idk where youre getting the "using ai for a while". on her insta, theres been only like 8 posts made with her new tits.. she has a post of 3days ago (with the thumbnail being "first workout since surgery" with videoproof of her holding 2 implants with a picture right after. while she is talking about. she said that it took 3 weeks or sum. its not like she wouldnt have content backed up to chill for 3weeks or more.
not to mention her snapchat. which she basicly documents whatever shes doing.

just cause AI exists. doesnt mean everything is AI. could it be fake. sure, highly doubt that she aint got nothing better to do than start posting AI content when she clearly doesnt need it. she prolly just got implants cause hers started to stop existing.
 
Insane how she actually paid and suffered to make her body look worse lol
 
Man, I'll never understand why some women go that route. Especially when the end result often times looks way worse because they go too big, the plastic surgeon is a hack or they have terrible scarring.
 
you have no idea how excited i am for this divorce in a year or two. he's already in the cuck chair, its gonna get good
 
as someone who desperatley wants to go that route i can say. its the only thing you cant naturally enhace you can workout and take vitamins all you want but the only way you MIGHT make them bigger is by gaining weight and even then you most likely wont help the shape
 
Care to elaborate? It's because he went along with her wife getting bigger tits? Me personally, im waiting for the full body tattoos and septum piercing.
 
I'm sorry but the bolt-ons look crazy. If you're gonna get fake tits why not pony up the extra cash so you don't end up looking like the ps3 version of the gta5 strippers?
 
We cannot do anything now fellas. Let’s goon to whatever we’ve got now. I agree she should’ve consulted all of us gooners before getting a boob job.
 
there is a rare degree of boob jobs that look passable and good. This isnt one of them. A blind man could see those fakes from a mile away. Eh. Not like we’re ever gonna REALLY SEE THEM and the real prize here will forever be her ass.
 
Guys have to deal with having the penis
You can ABSOLUTELY get your boobs naturally enhanced just get pregnant and breast feed. My wife went from a C cup to E cups in just 4 months from giving birth it was the best thing to ever happen to her body. Now they lost some of the fullness but they remained huge. She just doesn't want to have kids cause she likes to have all the attention on herself.
 
Lol that's not true at all, I know quite a few women that have had multiple kids and their tits are nicer than they were before kids.
 
Thanks to OP for posting

She probably made them a bit too big now that I am seeing the fanfix stuff for the first time
 
Poor guy got robbed for PG 13 pics on that latest fanfix post , told you guys . Even with new tits she’s still lame
 
You mean she did the same thing she's been doing for over 8 years???

Shocker
 
These idiots just don’t get it. Too horny to use their pattern recognition skills.
 
Our only hope is that these bolt-ons give her a newfound sexual confidence and she decides to explore that by opening an OnlyFans. She will tease slowly at first, showing nips, playing with her volleyballs, etc. The midget doesn't mind this; he tolerates it. He gets fancy holidays and can pretty much work out full-time (like he does now).
This soon becomes boring to the paying audience, though. The money dries up. Snapchat doesn't like that she is showing boob and drops her. To maintain the lifestyle she has, she has no option but to slowly unleash her inner hoe. First, bending over, maybe showing some lip. Maybe some dirty talk, taking the cup off on cam, showing that mound off proudly. Then perhaps vibrators, even a dildo. Full pussy shots. Full masturbation videos. Asshole fingering. Dildo riding. She is addicted to the thrill of showing more and more. The money is great; everything's great.
Eventually, though, the money dries up. The viewers are bored of seeing her solo. They want b/g content. She has to fuck on cam. Why not, she thinks, they've already seen it all? The midget refuses, ashamed of his steroid-riddled pickle dick. He won't fuck her on cam. A divorce is imminent. She is free to sleep around, and she wants to be fucked on cam.
I apply to be her next sugar baby (after 500 unanswered messages, she blocks me, though I respect her decision since I am thousands of miles away and borderline obese). Some young bodybuilder gets plucked from Gold's Gym Daytona Beach, and we get a couple of mediocre tapes that don't sell well. This girl is discarded faster than you can say, "High and wide camera angles a good sex tape do not make." In comes Dredd or some other hogmaster, and we lucky motherfuckers get to see Alice getting dicked down by a massive dick. After all these years, hundreds of thousands of liters of cum are spilled over a PB porno. A man can dream.
 
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