Simp Chat Pineapplebrat - Alice Klomp

I'll be the first to say I rarely see fake boobs that I prefer over natural - even if that natural is flat as a board (also an ass man). Sad to see her go this route, she has one of the most unique physiques and fake boobs will make me less physically interested in her.

But clearly you've never talked to a woman who has body dysmorphia, or you have but they weren't comfortable enough with you to talk about their issues.

To a woman who for whatever reason feels less womanly because she has small boobs, breast implants can literally save their mental health. I applaud her for not giving a crap what random men who will never know her thinks about her and prioritizing her own mental health first.
 
Plus if her midget hubby is the only person who sees these fake tits. Then we should all be underwhelmed.
 
They always look funny. Like those Russian dudes that inject oil into their biceps
 
Maybe she is losing subs and this is her desperate attempt to boost her numbers again
 
Which twins?

Edit: Nevermind. I know better than to ask stupid questions without googling it first. They're Hanna and Haley Cavinder.
 
I still can’t shake the feeling that something is up. Either she’s going through something, or it’s for clicks. On her snap story today she posted something about “not long until I have these big milkers.”
That’s just not her style. It’s for clicks.
 
Mate, literally everything she does is for likes and attention "clicks" how else would she keep getting suckers to drain their wallet? It's all about attention, validation, and money
 
Probably. But I’ve dated girls that were small chested and a boob job helped. But of course this was in the 2000s. But yes it’s for clicks because that’s how she makes her money. But a boob job is a major surgery and you hope she’s taking her stool softeners. Plus there’s always the risk of wonky nips but I’m assuming we won’t ever see them… but you never know.
 
You all need to understand that she does what she wants, if she wants to get surgery,, respect that, it's not like she's turning into a Kardashian. She said not too big or too small
 
Sure, she can do whatever she wants to, she's her own person. But we can also call her retarded if that's what we think.
 
There is no specific science. It's a combination of things. She's basically been taught that to be womanly means you have to have a certain size. The biological benefit to her would be feeling better about herself in clothes, being able to keep her current husband and still be attractive to other men if the something happens to the current relationship. Women are generally in competition with other women. There's probably a woman in her circle or online that she feels the need to compete with for whatever reason probably an friend or ex of her husband.

It's not a trend for just models. The largest demographic of of people who buy boobs are women who are done having children who breastfed, to keep their husbands/partners eyes back focused on them.
 
I work at a surgery center and we had a patient in her mid 70s getting her implants swapped out and she was asking how long before she was able to have sex with her husband again because he “has to come 2-3 times a day” she mentioned this started with the first boob job back the 80s
 
Her content was probably stagnating so she had to get fake tits to keep audience retention with a mix of low self esteem. I predict in a year or that if she doesn’t become more provocative she will become a one hit wonder and lose out to other creators. Silly angles in bikini pics only go so far before people get bored of the same shit like I did long ago.. She can’t even show her pussy or spread her legs in a bikini, the milk train is running out, I can sense and foresee it.
 
I doubt that. She's just insecure and got tired of having a below average sized chest that really looked great on her anyways.
 
Find the surgeons website and try to figure out which set is hers on the before and afters when he posts them. It's a small chance that she will sign the release for that but never say never. Just pay attention to when she finally posts them and the other girls chime in and say what size and surgeon did you go to. you already know it's based in Sarasota. She would likely go with the top guy. There can't be that many in that area to check. super long shot but heres hoping
 
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