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god bless this woman for not doing the april fools thing. absolutely goated
 
Her nipples are way smaller than I thought they would be. I figured she had some heavy salamies
 
apparently she's dating a member of the band Blur, aka a 55+ y/o. pretty gross!
 
Not just any member. She's dating the lead singer, Damon Albarn. He's also the mastermind behind Gorillaz. Apparently, she's attracted to much older men.
 
girls like that always weird me out a bit tbh. she can do what she wants of course, but it's a bit disappointing. like I just thought she was a quirky girl with massive milkers. but apparently she is not quirky but legit a bit fucked in the head.
 
I can’t even be mad. If I were a rich old guy I’d be titty fucking 20 something year olds too
 
A bit ago she posted on IG stories someone had replied to her about how she was wild for dating old people & things of that nature. She said she wouldn’t share as much on IG anymore :peepoGiggles:
 
yeah I saw that. funny as fuck tbh. guess she does feel a bit insecure about it. whole thing screams daddy issues
 
You guys think she's just a gold digger? This just reeks of it and daddy issues lol
 
It's weird for you to care who she dates. Good for her and for damon albarn or whoever - she gets to date a cultured and talented dude and he gets to date a cool girl with an insane rack. Not every relationship has to be exactly what you want for yourself
 
It is weird. Long time thread lurker and essentially my go-to whenever I miss an IG story but the dating talk seems unnecessary. I've followed for a few years and Rowntree or Albarn definitely seem her type. The chick digs musicians and older men and the rockstars dig younger hot chicks, it's not particularly groundbreaking. Why can't we just enjoy the titties?
Although, I did find it mildly interesting that she posted about ending things with that John Gallagher Jr guy and got with a member from Blur. Oasis feud lives on?
 
Eh it’s probably legit. She’s posted enough proof and did notice Rowntree follows her on IG too. I recall she tagged him on her story when she was thanking him for the Coachella invite.
A few years ago, I had originally suspected she was seeing David Cross on the side with how much he’d reply and like her shit online. No judgment on her dating life though. It’s not necessarily her fault for attracting old celebrities.
 
you wouldn't think it was a bit weird if a dude her age were dating exclusively much older women?
I mean, *an* (one) older guy I get. but apparently she's going from old guy to older guy. you don't think that's a bit cringe?
I can't think of a scenario where a guy did like she's doing, and people wouldn't think it a bit odd. it's like "kinda weird, but you do you"-territory for me.
would I not bust a fat nut across those sweater-WMDs? of course I would! would I seriously date her? doubtful.
flip it around; your last two girlfriends were women in their 40s and 50s. how many younger women would be a bit weirded out by that? quite a few, I reckon!
she's lucky her brassiere bazookas are extremely powerful. if she were a mediocre looking girl with that dating history a lot of guys would immediately pass on her
 
She could get tag-teamed by Trump and Biden and I would still smash after
 
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