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Discussion thread for social media and Playboy thot Norissa Valdez.
Her Content Thread
Her Fanfix
Her Playboy Account
Her TikTok
Her Instagram
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How is this girl's Playboy content? I also follow her on Instagram and she posts like 20 reels a day. I never seen someone post as much as her
 
Run by bots that barely know English and over charge and spam your messages. Not worth even the free follow tbh
 
The comments on this girl's Instagram reels are funny. Half are 40-50 year old dads hitting on her. The other half are dudes trolling her for being too skinny, her cringey content, and not being as hot as she thinks she is.
 
Yeah I don't get how this girl got into Playboy. Of course Playboy isn't anything in 2023/24. I think she is more cute than hot. And yeah, a lot of older creeps are always hitting on her. The fact she looks so young is probably her appeal. I get the vibe she is trying to be like Brooke Monk but she is not pretty and hot enough to pull that off.
 
Her entire appeal is that she is young looking which is creepy. She just has a very good agent cause I don't see it either. She moved to NYC to model and she put out major money for a big apartment. She is only like 5'6". Model where? This chick must have a sugar daddy or something.
 
She did a live where she complained that all the older "dads" defend her on her Instagram posts and reels while the younger guys all make fun of her and post skeletons and say she is cringe or too skinny. And this is why she likes older men. She was really laying it on thick. This seems to be her new marketing gimmick. Trying to attract older men even though she is like 20 and looks much younger. It's working since you see all the guys drooling over her on her Instagram are much older. Some of them are married and have kids her age if you check their IG accounts.
 
She is also doing the "Christian" thing on her social media which is becoming a huge trend now. Thots for Jesus.
 
Looks like she just increased her OF price from free to 50. I wonder if that's a move to get people pay her for nothing, or if she's planning to do something okish with it.
At any rate im not going to pay the 50 to get that answer. Most creators aren't worth 50 at any rate, much less someone who's probably only going to do lingerie.
 
Is that her OF?
https://onlyfans.com/valdeznori
She has never promoted an OF on anything before and only her Fanfix and when she was on Playboy. I would not trust a $50 a month when she hasn't even promoted it. Who knows if it's her. And she would have to be taking dick to get anyone to pay $50 a month.
 
I recall seeing it in her linktree or something like that a long while back. Could be wrong though I suppose.
 
she had this same of link in her insta bio for a couple of days at one point, and has denied it was there ever since. it's definitely her.
 
Looks to me more like the magic of a push-up bra. It's how B cups can look like C cups.
 
She's got a paid fanfix in her link in bio that looks enticing for like 9/month now. May actually be worthwhile
 
It’s not. It’s ran by a bot or something that spams you with over prices ppv dms like 3 times a day. At least it used to be. Don’t see that changing though
 
Her ig comments are hella funny bunch of old dudes hitting on her and a bunch of kids using the same stupid onlyfans detected joke.
 
I only follow her now for her IG comments. It's basically just creepy old dudes hitting on her and younger dude bros all trolling her cause of her cringe content. They used to spam skeletons on her for months cause she was skinny as hell. To her credit she got to a healthy weight so I guess that trolling helped her lol
 
I know it's dumb to play armchair therapist... but this girl definitely has a personality disorder right? Clearly the sexual shit is against her beliefs (claims to be Christian, deleted her OF and playboy, defends herself in the comments when people say she's being sexual), but she is still constantly posting thirst-traps for horny men. It's like she hates the attention, yet is addicted to it...
 
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