—What's up, bro? Come to check out the ride?
—Oh, yeah? The Mazda?
—Heh, yeah, this is it. Over here. Let me introduce you to Mauricio Gonzáles, better known as Mazda 3.
—Ah...
—Let's take a look at the engine on this old clunker.
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—2.0 Skyactiv-G engine, 4 cylinders, 155 horsepower, bro. It's not trying to be the fastest in its class, but to deliver efficient power, like a banana, you eat it and you've got loads of energy for the gym.
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—And best of all, it has a timing chain. No need to replace it periodically and it cuts maintenance costs. Funny thing, this car has a 13 to 1 compression ratio. In plain English, it squeezes more out of every drop of gas, better for your wallet and for your experience. And yeah, it's manual. It's manual because I really like the adrenaline...
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—And yeah, I gotta admit it: it has disc brakes on every wheel. You know, safety first. As safe as my Roblox password.
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—And don't worry about the interior, I've got plenty of room, and that's even though I'm tall as a moose. It's so comfy I could drive all the way to Chilpancingo, Guerrero.
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—Ah, I'd give it to you, bro, but it's not for sale.
—What? But isn't that why I came to see it? You asked me to come see the car.
—Ha. To see it, bro, not to have it.
—So, do I just leave or...?
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