Simp Chat MaimyNyan Parasocial Activity Thread

she must be using the cosmic definition of soon, like relative to the heat death of the universe our sun will go supernova pretty soon so that must be her time scale, though i'm not sure if that will happen before the milky way collides with the andromeda galaxy.
 
I don't want to start a science lecture, but I am a science teacher when I'm not gooning. Our sun is too small to supernova.
Instead, it will eventually become a white dwarf after going through a red giant phase in about 5 billion years.
There is 50% chance our galaxy collides with Andromeda and that is predicted to occur in 4.5 billion years.
In summation, we will be dead long before that; maybe never seeing a fully exposed Maimy.
 
When Caesar begins predicting a quiet quitting situation, we are all sad. :PeepoBlanket:
 
Yeah, get me 3D Doritos & some Butterfinger BBs, please. And a bottle of Surge while you're at it. If we're gonna wait, might as well get the good stuff to hold us over.
 
Bro holy shit I just looked up the prices. 3d doritos are still sold in mexico but can never be found according to some people I know. Now I know why on amazon 5 bags are being sold for 27 bucks and on walmart marketplace a single bag is sold for 10 bucks. :pauseChampRev:
Not even potato chips are safe from scalpers. :sadKEK:
edit: Mind you in mexico those 3d doritos bags sell for less than a dollar each. :hahaa:
 
Good idea—grab some alcohol to tide you over properly;
3D Doritos fill you up, so you need some liquid to wash them down. :KEKWlaugh:
 
Hey hey, don't put it past humanity to do something stupid to the sun in the next thousand years to cause our premature extinction.
Anyway, new Maimy content when? New good Maimy content when?
 
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she's gonna do full nude right after her transformation into a Chinese boy is complete
 
Are you guys ready for all this buildup and tension about her freeing the nips just to release 20 minutes of the most scandalous collarbone action you’ve ever seen in your life
 
Do you think if we add the Asian tag to her thread here she'll be like "mission accomplished 😤"
 
If she does show nipple, we have to immediately ask if she has any pre-surgery videos with nipples too :KEKWlaugh:
 
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