Simp Chat MaimyNyan Parasocial Activity Thread

I hope you are right, my friend but I think today is a butt day. We take what we can get around here.
 
I’ll quote the Far Right supporters in Maimy’s homeland a few years ago: chill guys, just wait another 72 hours.
 
Our Mai is so talented, she invented a new edging method without any audio or visuals.
We are truly blessed by her creativity :peepoBless:
 
I wouldn't call what she's doing an edging, its more like balls-twisting :KEKWlaugh:
 
After seeing her two posts, I’m already making up her third excuse :peepoGiggles:

okay tiny update again 😭

i filmed it but i watched the footage back and now i’m not happy with it again 💀

sooo i’m going to re-film it one more time because apparently i’ve decided it needs to be perfect hehe.

Thank u for your patience muah 💋
 
Don't forget the bit where she says how sad and depressed she is to farm sympathy from the simps
 
The best thread in this website is this thread. It’s absolute fun!
 
nah next excuse is sorry i keep screaming everytime the plug goes in and ruins the asmr. trying to keep the volume low. will take a few months of daily use to stop from screaming. videos will return then.
 
It's a natural old-world method, like before the internet existed and you had to rely on memory. It's very healthy if that's what you're trying to achieve. Being in touch with nature, not looking at tits. Feeling the wind, not busting nuts. She's giving us a gift :peepoBless: the gift of soonception™
 
Soon leads to hopium
Hopium leads to fear
Fear leads to anger
Anger leads to Hate

Soon is nothing but suffering
 
you forgot that hate will eventually lead to soon and it's a circular infinite loop that's why we're here
 
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