Simp Chat Lana Rain - Discussion Thread

Bro I am gonna sound like a hater but almost ALL egirl bitches have either a Trans Boyfriend or the most Feminine Man out there. HOW AND WHY? Celebi last i heard had a twink boyfriend, now you are telling me Lana has a trans mentally disabled boyfriend??? No wonder some people call women retarded or whores when they take the WORST possible boyfriends for themselves. I am not saying "oh I am a super strong dude" or anything like that, I am fucking hairy dude irl not a twink. Ok here is a crack theory, women who choose Twink or Feminine Men as their bfs is because they want to cope with the Porn that they have created or watched and want to take control/be charge of a man but because most men aren't gonna become simps they focus on the Twinks and Feminine Men who will do anything to keep a relationship going, this in turn will make the whore feel in control again after being "forced" to do porn. I know life isn't fair but you don't win by coping, you win by becoming better.
 
There's a lot of people who grift off the psychology thing. just gotta say a bunch of dumb platitudes that will apply to most people. it's sorta like fortune telling, barnum effect stuff. however given lana's work ethic she'll either get bored or give up after releasing a couple of videos. plus I think she actually believes in the dumb shit she (terrance) says so I don't think it'll be effective at capturing a large audience.
this isn't lana's situation at all. terrance is the one controlling lana. it could be argued that he groomed her.
 
Its exactly that. Also most healthy/financially stable men don't want a women with a past let alone an entire porn career behind her. So these girls find the safest simp that'll stick around which are also mentally unstable rejects that'll glue together with their attachment issues. You'd be surprised how many 10/10s that have simply done solo camming have trouble keeping a stable relationship and its usually always the dude dipping out. Most cant handle the idea of their past or fear it'll bite them in the ass career/family wise down the road.
 

I'm sure she really wants people to hear her talk about anything aside from her sex work, but everytime she did a poll people will always choose it.
 
If I want to hear someone talk about psychology, I want them to be at least knowledgeable or, better yet, hold a degree and perhaps even be a psychologist. Why should I listen to a girl talk about psychology when she didn't even graduate and used to shove dildos up her ass for living? lol.
 
a little shame that she wants to do other things than porn but she has been branding herself and her content as that for what? 7 years?
 
if she wants to go the sasha grey route she should actually stream gaming on twitch, but we know she can't do that.
Also wtf is liminal space talk?
 
Probably talking about liminal spaces. You know area's like the backrooms
 
"So this one time I was microdosing mushrooms with the midget and somehow ended up in the backrooms... That was crazy... Anyway, I'm supposed to talk about the midget's god complex now" -Lana, probably
 
Yes Lana, tell us how shoving multiple butt plugs up your ass while getting covered with cum lube unleashed the inner philosopher.
:leokek:
 
Hot, man i wish she would do a video about that. Imagine this: She dresses up as a therapist and straight up eats all the dildos she can, her ass, her pussy and mouth. I would love to see some double penetration from her
 
She took a nap and woke up with the ability to sing. I am not kidding, thats what she tweeted. :WeirdChamp:
 

I checked the CCP Whale's second account and guess what I found out
Hes entering his sissy era
 
Long time Chinese fan that has been financing Lana's figurine and plushie addiction, I'm talking in the thousands here.
Known as a CCP whale because he likes to glaze his homeland's shitty government(China).
 
the Lana Lore is getting insane, some days i found out from you guys that she does meth, yesterday i found out she wants to be a pyscotherapist or something and today i find out she has a fat ass CCP Whaler, GG, i wish i was a woman and had my own CCP Sugar Daddy, smh, i am killing myself after this lmao
 
She doesn't do meth, that was a joke because she had covered up bumps under her lips, looking back, they've always been there it seems.
The Lana lore goes 10 years bro, she can make a whole set of porns out of it if she was smart and not lazy. :LULW:
 
She is pushing 30s if I remember correctly and now she is trying to fix the life that she ruined. Don't get me wrong i never involved myself with her socials or anything, just the porn she makes, so i really don't know how much content she used to make when she was 10 years younger compare to what she does now, what matters to me is that her videos are sexy as heck, i hope she doesn't stop. What would be a good thing is for her to get a bf and do some b/g POV stuff, that would be epic.
 
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