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Discussion thread for Laci Kay Somers. Onlyfans, YouTube, and Instagram sensation with more than 12 million Instagram followers. She has been featured in publications like Playboy and GlamRock Magazine.
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Stats from Babepedia:
  • Age: 32 years young
  • Born: Saturday 7th of December1991
  • Birthplace: San Francisco, California, United States
  • Ethnicity: Caucasian
  • Sexuality: Straight
  • Profession: Ring Girl, YouTuber
  • Hair color: Blonde
  • Eye color: Blue
  • Height: 5'7" (or 170 cm)
  • Weight: 125 lbs (or 57 kg)
  • Body type: Athletic
  • Measurements: 39--25-34
  • Bra/cup size: 34F
  • Boobs: Fake/Enhanced
  • Years active: 2010 - present (started around 18 years old; 13 years in the business)
  • Tattoos: None
  • Piercings: Belly button
 
This bitch hasn't been on Twitch in ages. But as soon as they change the Twitch TOS to favor the new meta, like Titzilla, she rises out of Tokyo Bay to wreak havoc on coomers.
 
She is such a scammer that even Amouranth is Angel next to her. No bate nothing. At least her sister bated in cam so makes me chill each time seeing their content.
 
Amouranth has at least shown her nipples. This thot has been in the game for a decade and still hasn't.
 
Has she done ANY decent content? Like dildo blowjob? Make out with another chick? Anything?
 
I believe the last time we saw her nipples(barely) was 5+years ago

Just type in laci kay sommers beach nude into google.
So...a career that started in 2010 only one real video with nipple action thats already from almost 10 years ago. Smh
 
I am still trying to figure out how she has over 12 million on Instagram. She is not even that hot and looks in her late 30s.
 
I think its because she has a good boobjob. I never gave her money but checking in during the years I never saw any scars or lumps.
Implants only last about 12 years though. (Prime) Wondering how they will look when she hits 40 in a few years if she ever shows her nipples again.
 
She doesn't have b/g content. Here is an interview she gave with Adam the Cuck over 4 years ago before Onlyfans blew up. She said she didn't want to do nudity and would never do hardcore cause she wants a music career and wants to be taken seriously :KEKWlaugh: To be fair she has stuck by it even though she isn't taken seriously and she had to return to Twitch to do coomer cam shows for coin.
 
Hate that all the clips from that stream have apparently been deleted. Hell, I didn't even know she had a twitch; that's probably due to me giving up on her like five years ago. Surprised she never gave in, having found this thread by happenstance (was searching "implants" here, looking for new babes to follow and came across pop's comment).
 
Just realized after peeping the recent posts on the content thread and her "recent" (like, last couple years) that she's had even more work done, including her ass+lipo in the midsection. If her additional work done is anything to go by, her replacement set of implants prob won't be as top notch as the ones that made a lot of us interested in her. Would still hit and still found it hot :(
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At least her fake knockers are still top notch for now.
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That is her agency. Agencies always lie about OF content. I will give you an example. An agency will send out an unlockable in messages and caption it with something like, "OMG I can't believe I am going to show this to you! This guy I matched with on Tinder came over and fucked my ass for the first time! Deleting it after the first 10 buys cause this should not be out there! BOY/GIRL!" $100
Then you buy it and it's a badly lit 10 second video of...something. You send an angry message on her OF, but the agency doesn't care. You complain to OF but they don't care. Now there is a chance OF might refund you if you bother to screenshot everything, but most guys don't bother. You got scammed and no one cares. There is no sex worker police department you can go to.
Laci has never done b/g. She won't even show her nipples. So anything promising b/g on her OF is a complete scam by her agency.
 
Can we start a petition to literally stop giving her money? She’s been scamming dudes on snap, patreon, and onlyfans for years now. She made a comment on I believe reddit a few years ago saying she was offered 7 figures, meaning minimum $1,000,000 to do a professional porn shoot with a company such as brazzers, but would’t do it because she “knows her worth”. She is literally never going to show anything of worth, especially not for a $20 a month sub price and selling bundles for $15 advertising “$5,000 worth of content 🤯😱”
 
When I asked for the real deal, like she said she would send, she blocked me.
 
Dont have all her solo stuff, mostly focused on the b/g (sry not real b/g??). But its not something Ive seen atleast.
 
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