Simp Chat Krissy Lynn - Discussion Thread

Not the hottest milf in my opinion but definitely in my top 5. The thing I like about her most is her enthusiasm and dirty talking skills.
Also she has a nice bush.
 
She's one of my favourites, so hot.
What is she doing now? She still doing stuff?
 
Krissy Lynn is without a doubt among the finest sexual performers who have ever lived, or ever will. A hundred years from now, people will find a piece of Krissy in someone's ancient stash, and they will think that all bodies performed this well. Nope.
Here are some stills from some bathroom videos she made for her OF right before she got pregnant. With the intention of getting pregnant, she just had her implants removed, so there were still some scars there, but you get a chance to see her at her natural bust size.

There is no one in the world I would rather watch masturbate. When Krissy is having an orgasm, she finds a way to share it with you and me no matter who she's with at the time, and especially if there's no one else in the room at all. I want to wrap my whole self inside this woman and make her moan and squirm.



What makes her amazing is the way she puts her body to use in a scene. We can all nitpick with one another about the relative quality of performers' butts. Alexis Texas' is bigger, Maddy O'Reilly's might be cuter in a bikini, Sophie Dee's might be hungrier, etc. No human being performs better with her ass than Krissy Lynn. She puts her whole soul into a performance and she truly gets into the person she's with who's into her. So let's be honest about this: Experience with sex is the major factor here. One of the other porn forums has one member who's keeping track of how many men every high-volume performer has had, and on this fellow's list when last I checked, Krissy was at the top approaching something like 450. The list ostensibly keeps track of the greatest "sluts," but when you watch this woman perform, that's when you know that her experience is one of her greatest virtues and should never be ridiculed. Krissy Lynn is no slut, I don't care if she's fucked a whole country. If you were in bed with this woman, the fact that she's done 450 guys on-screen, and God knows how many others off-screen (perhaps also God themself when no one else was looking), would count in her favor, and you'd thank God for it when you got inside her. I love to think of the wealth of other bodies she has brought to the peak of nirvana, and I consider that a high achievement.

Her fake tits: They're not these foam pillows that other performers have stuffed into their chests. At the same time, well, yea you can kinda see they're fake. Jayden Jaymes, you can kind of stare at sideways and wonder to yourself, "Wait a minute, are those fake?" Wtih Krissy, yea, they're implants. When she goes to work, and that pitch-perfect pussy begins to deliver sanctified ooze, her fake tits go to work too, and you start to see what the creator of those breasts had in mind. There's no way her surgeon of choice isn't a wanker like me. She recently had new implants inserted, I believe after she decided she's had as many children as she wants to have and has stopped breastfeeding. Her surgeon, she says, is the same as before, and the outcome is the same as before. Yes, they do not hang like regular tits, but they don't hang like anyone else's either. If you saw a picture of just her breasts, it would be the expressiveness of her nipples, coupled with that inimitably freckled skin, and you'd realize, hell yea, that's Krissy Lynn. It's her uniqueness as a performer that lends itself to every aspect of her body, and there is no single part of her body I would not willingly bury myself in. This goes for the nape of her neck and, although I am not a foot-fetishist, the arches of her feet.
One other thing you should know: Before I gave up OF altogether out of frustration, there was one account where I knew I was dealing with a genuine person and not some sleazeball chat agent, and that was Krissy. We would chat about her life, her career, motherhood, and her body. She would never hit me up for money, not once. She has a large cadre of work she shares with people openly, and she doesn't charge extra for it. She does do customs for a low-side-of-premium fee, but one of the SimpCity members here shared it once (it should be in her thread) and it's amazing. The customer asked her for a prone-bone and she delivered handsomely. She would spoil you for anyone else's cheap, 30-second phone vid where she's reading your name off an index card. Krissy may be the last fair creator on OF. Treat Krissy like a queen, and she will treat you like a god.
Krissy is good at this, among other reasons, because she's a good person. If there's some terrible aspect to her, she hides it extremely well, and I'm not interested in looking for it. I think she must be loved by someone sincerely, which shows in her performances, and I know she deserves it. As she's tried to reinsert herself into commercial porn, she's had some trouble, and there were a few performances where I think she was wondering where her kids were and trying to remember whether she switched the stove off. I'm okay, though. I've seen everything I need to see to love this woman just like she is. Hopefully that's how you'll feel do, because she deserves it.
RFB3
 
I think she's one of the few performers who looks BETTER as she got fatter and older.
 
What would y'all say are her GOAT performances?
I would suggest her scene for Devils Film Anal Mother Fucker; the daughter Courtney shea is on the phone but Krissy bursts in with Courtney's bf and they start fucking on the bedd while Courtney is hiding. Eventually courtney reveals herself and starts cussing out Krissy. It escalates and Krissy gets fucked in the ass. I think it's the main thread's icon actually.
 
One performance that really stood out to me was her scene with All Over 30, where she masterfully humps a pillow.
Another would be one of her scenes with DFN where she drops N bombs nonstop. A little funny but also pretty hot if that's your cup of tea.
 
Hmm, help me out, dashiellrobertparr, I'm not familiar with that one. (Krissy's been in more scenes than I've been in arguments, so it's no surprise that I'd discover something else she's done I haven't seen yet.)
 
For some reason i can't post the link, but if you go to the main thread look at page 8, the second post there has a link for it. Really good scene.
 
I just reposted it from the main thread. I tried putting her actual Twitter in the post, but it keeps redirecting it to that page.
I didn’t know Krissy removed her implants. After seeing how her natural bust looks, I say she didn’t need them. Her breasts look quite good without the need for enhancements. I understood that she came up during an age where girls having big tits was the norm. So many had to get implants to be popular. If Krissy started around this time. She wouldn’t need to get breast surgery. Also, Krissy get pregnant? I know she supposedly hooked up with some hedge fund manager or someone like that prior. Some guy with deep pockets.
Speaking of her fake tits, I never minded it. I always preferred natural, but Krissy’s breasts always looked nice. They weren’t bad or blatantly fake like someone like Lisa Ann. I can look the other way if you have fake tits, as long as they look good.
I definitely agree with your point about Krissy knowing how to use her body. Krissy Lynn’s enthusiasm is through the roof. Very few can match her energy in scenes. Her dirty talk is also one of the best ever. Just the way she speaks and delivers her words is absolutely incredible. Her tone and voice are amazing. I never really cared for or liked the whole step-family stuff in porn, but Krissy makes it work and makes you not care about it. Due to how hot she is and her performance, Krissy oozes sultry energy. There may be better-looking girls or girls with better bodies than Krissy Lynn, but Krissy Lynn would be the better fuck. Not many can match her performances.
Krissy doesn’t get much recognition. From what I have seen. The fact that I had to be the one to make a discussion thread for her. After all this time says it all. She is from the era of people like Alexis Texas, but doesn’t get talked about as much as her. Which I think should be the case.
One of my favorite videos of her. Any fan of Krissy Lynn has most likely seen it. Her dirty talk is sensational:
I love that scene. Especially with how creamy Krissy is. Plus, when the guy finishes on her pussy.
 
Also between her and Cherie Deville they can really act lmao even if they are HAMMING it up, the fantasy is sufficient. Also another scene of hers that was fantastic was the one where she got cucked by Chloe Temple playing the babysitter, I forget i think it was a a PureTaboo scene
 

Well, dang if that's not a Krissy scene I hadn't seen! Thanks, dashiellrobertparr and SK009!
Yea, guys, I have to say, that's what I'm talkin' about! You kinda wonder why they even put plot and storyline into a porn scene, when your centerpiece has an elastic asshole that oozes ass lube like an ice cream cone at a Florida beach, a pussy that gapes like an opera singer, and ass cheeks that would make Sir Edmund and every other climber of Everest ski down from that mountaintop to climb hers instead. (And on top of that, they stick a girl in the corner who's probably not really much younger than Krissy at this early time in her career, to play her "daughter," but really to learn what real sex actually looks like.)
And on your way to her face, there are those tits, which you just know Krissy has moisturized with something that tastes like strawberries. Yea, I'd include this among her best scenes too. This woman delivers the goods like Kobe would deliver the points.

Up to now, I'd say the scenes where Krissy shines most are the ones she shot for director Sam No (a.k.a. Mason) for HardX. Her 2019 scene with Jax Slayher (who, let's face it, knows how to truly make love to a woman) is among the best sex ever filmed, and is what the inventors of the camera probably had in mind from the beginning. One thing other performers don't seem to take into account when they're getting it on with a partner with a large dick, is how to make their bodies use the entire length of the dick. Krissy is always good for the whole stroke (which makes you do the same while you're watching her), which makes you wonder, just where does her uterus actually end? You want to take an expedition in there yourself, like "Fantastic Voyage," to see if there's a back wall to the thing.
(By the way, if you're picky about the porn you do pay for, go for HardX. That's where the value is.)
Krissy makes you think about parts of a woman you don't think about with other performers, whose assets stop with their ass and their pussy. When you remember Krissy in the back of your mind walking down the street, one thing you'll recall is her teeth. When she grits her teeth like a tiger as she's really getting into it, her mouth makes a shape that is exclusively Krissy Lynn. She changes up her lips as though she's inventing a new language and trying to teach it to us. I want to be there in the room with her just to learn her language.
Okay, Krissy fans, go for it. Which scenes of hers have destroyed the most pants for you, and why?
RFB3
 
Krissy Lynn is one of the hottest pornstars to ever do it. Her scenes are always fantastic cuz she gets into it
Her and Syren De Mer are legendary. Leanni Lei from back in the day is also one that makes every scene incredible with her enthusiasm
 
Does anyone remember a scene she did way back in the day maybe 2009 to 10ish where she was a baseball player and she had to fuck her coach or something like that? I've been trying it find it for a long time but I may be mistaking her for another performer.
 
This was the first scene I ever saw from her and she instantly became one of my favorites. Wouldn't happen to have the link to it, would you? Haven't been able to find it on the main thread yet.
 
Does she ever say daddy in her scenes? Recently as well, in her MILF years
 
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