Simp Chat Kaise - Simp Chat

C'mon, looks are subjective, I still think she's a 9. Not like you're dating this tier anyway. No need to be derisive. And, yes I've been to Vancouver and Toronto plenty of times. There are good looking girls there but seldom with the (plastic) breasts that Kaise has.
 
Her botting on Twitch has become even more blatant than before. She hits her peak numbers in less than an hour and keeps the same average viewership for 5 hours straight (usually your numbers slowly go up and then slowly go down in the final hours of the stream). I assume half of her numbers are botted.



Her Youtube channel, on the other hand, seems to finally be pulling in some numbers after she fully embraced Asmon's audience by playing Wukong and talking about him the entire stream (her last 10 shorts are all about him). She seems to be fully committed to the grift.



Asmon talked about buying her a new streaming PC so she can stream at his house. He also mentioned having her on the upcoming podcast episode, so she could be returning soon to farm more of his audience.

It makes sense, after all, since the whole "Yeah, I'm racist, so what?" ragebait can only go so far. It gets boring after a while and she isn't exactly entertaining by herself.

Yeah, I don't see this relationship lasting unless Asmon makes big changes to his lifestyle (like stopping being lazy, but that ain't happening). She very clearly lives a very luxurious life while Asmon lives like a hobo. They are complete polar opposites.

So she either accepts living with a goblin or calls it quits once she can't farm any more clout from his audience. I'm leaning towards the latter lol.
 

Interesting stats...took 1 entire month break in June 2023 (May-July) and came back to average 1k+ viewers afterwards lol.
 
Her entire Twitch career is pretty much fake, built either by botting or by being artificially boosted by Asmon (both in 2024 and now).

Also now I'm completely convinced of two things: she is 100% botting and she reads these threads (or at least one of her simp mods does)

Right after I called her out for botting, she got raided by Asmon exactly a day later (something he never did this year). Last night i decided to check the end of Asmon's stream. The moment her intro was over, he immediately ended his stream and raided her.

It feels like they are trying to hide the botting, but a few raids aren't going to hide the previous numbers or the dead chat that barely moves. People with way fewer viewers have way more active chatters than her. She just doesn't have any staying power aside from tits and being "Asmon's GF" :KEKW:



He simps way too much. Like I said before, women are his weakness and he probably thinks he won't get another chance with a different girl. His fans still genuinely think she is in love with him and not just clout-chasing. It only takes reading the first few pages of this thread to know the type of person she is.

But hey, i'm down to be proven wrong. Maybe "this time" she is really interested in him and will have kids with him, just like Asmon's fans are hoping.

However, her past history and hyper-focus on engagement say otherwise. She doesn't do a single thing with him that isn't focused on getting more engagement out of it. I wouldn't be surprised if she tried to rebrand again by removing the "links" from her bio just to appeal to the "based trad wife" enjoyers.

 
Apparently they've had sex and she might be moving in. Incoming more crash outs and psycho analyzation
 
From the way he talks I wouldn't be surprised if Tectone would be here. If you're here brother, i love you but you are nagging waaaaay too fucking much.
 
love the thread people crashing out on her, can't get pussy thats all , poor americans, muslims take over " all your kids are belong to us" bebebadedu
 
Yea I knew from the start when I found her at like 100 viewer count (something low) playing league or something. The chat was much more active in those times than when she had supposedly 1k+ watching her lol. The chat didn't even move at that point.
 
last time I saw her live she was playing wukong with 6k viewers, with literally 2-3 active chatters. It was pretty awkward and embarrassing
 
Just goes to show none of these girls are as big or hot as they think they are. Literally all bots and like 5 chatters lmao.
 
But chat's moving pretty fast now even with 1.5 k viewers, seems like she has some viewers who really want to chat with her
 
oh her chat moved even faster when she had hundreds. Like I said previously in this thread, I truly don't think kaise is that pressed for cash. The means that she gets that cash is another discussion. but she does not strike me as someone who really needs extra twitch viewers. but when you have over 6k viewers and only 3 chatters...come on now, something is off
 
Yeah, I agree she doesn't "need" more viewers. The whole argument that she would need "clout" still strikes me as illogical. She, being a hot asian girl with a hot body, literally gets attention all the time outside of streaming, so why would she need "clout" with a bunch of strangers online?
 
Probably due to asmongold new viewers.

edit: Just assuming since I don't watch either lol
 
This might surprise you but rich people like making more money. Having high engagement puts you into the algorithm, this leads more people to your socials, which then leads them to the platforms where you make money. Also even if money isn't your main motivation some people just enjoy being popular and staying relevant, clout is a hell of a drug after all.

That is correct. It's mostly Asmon viewers asking about... Asmon. If she goes live before he ends his streams then it's usually just the two simp mods and 3 other people on her chat at 1.5k-1.8k viewership. However it immediately gets more active the moment he ends his stream.

 
I didn't know that honestly. I just thought that she already was that popular girl who gets attention all the time from the male species.
 
I was talking in general, to some people being popular is more important than making more money if they are already rich. Also Kaise is not that popular outside of the Asmon orbit as a non-OF/Fansly creator. Even after a 10K raid from Asmon last night it was still the usual people typing in her chat. There is a reason why only her videos/shorts about Asmon gets good viewership on her YT channel.



In other news she mentioned maybe going to China next month with her family from Canada to visit her chinese relatives. I doubt Asmon will go together (he would miss the midterms farm) but who knows. If she is going to visit him again to farm more content it will probably be this month before her China trip.
 
So I'm convinced now that the Asmon relationship is for clout, but what do you all think Asmon gets from it? Blowjobs? Full-blown sex? Or just cuddling with some nipple sucking?
 
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