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Y'all are just salty asmon is hitting what you've been jacking it to in the past and now that he's in the picture you're upset and feeling like you got cucked.
Or are you just upset because a guy that acts and lives like an animal is getting the pussy you fantasized over? You're the "It should've been me" meme
 
Come on, man. You really don't see the irony here? Your posts reek of being a high-strung, emotional mess on the topic and then you project by calling others "parasocial" when they're just being calm and just talking about it. I refuse to believe you're this oblivious. Just chill, it's okay.
 
I notice the same accounts defending the homeless man. PR team working over time on the weekend. LMAO
 
It might be that women are the only thing he spends money on. Even cheap fucks have some outlet to dump money in.
 
Yeah lol, don't pay for her. Just wait for someone to post in the content thread. The few ones i posted in the thread is either public posts or leaked on other websites. I wouldn't pay for her even if she showed pussy, she is a known scammer lol

Easy to predict if you followed them the first time it happened in 2024.

Women does seems to be asmon's weakness but idubbbz is bottom of the barrel, hard to compete with that guy.

I'll believe if they are still together in 6 months or a year because what is happening now is exactly the same playbook from 2024:

1- She randomly shows up on his streams
2- Does collabs on stream together
3- Takes photos together and post on socials
4- Release a video of an "IRL date" on either his or her youtube channel
5- Breaks up after a few months and blacklists his name on her chat while streaming in chinese

Only the last two is missing so far. I still don't think she is being paid with money by him, maybe in exposure and at best (if you want to be charitable) some casual relationship. But settling down with him? Hard to believe it.

She is clout chasing pretty hard though, every single tweet or thing she says is 100% targeted at his audience and his orbiters.
 
There's a mole on the girls chest in the dildo video that doesn't even match up to hers. Is there any nude content that's actually confirmed to be her?!
 
People date for all kinds of reasons. Some may assume it’s for clout, money, etc., and maybe it is, but stranger things have happened. Despite his superficial issues, Asmongold seems to be the person people in his orbit go to for advice. He’s clearly good at talking to people, and there could be a connection there that people online simply don’t see. Confidence, personality, humor, intelligence, and chemistry can matter a lot more than conventional attractiveness.

If you need proof, look at Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett. At the height of her career, she was one of Hollywood’s most sought after women, while Lovett was hardly considered conventionally attractive. Yet they married. Their relationship ultimately ended, and she only attributed it to the physical separation caused by their careers. My point being, on the internet & in life, attraction and compatibility are more complicated than judging two people's physical attributes.

Until she passed unexpectedly, I landed my wife (who would be considered out of my league) because I made her laugh and she could be her genuine self around me. We just meshed like that. That's really all it takes for most people. And hell, sometimes dating other beautiful people is just more drama than its worth.
 
I'm betting on clout chasing based on her past history or at best some casual relationship with him. I don't think she is getting paid with money (unless it's some kind of exposure type of deal).
 
Who knows but they seem to get along really well, she banters with him, they laugh, hold hands, and sleep together. Pretty much everything besides kissing but that's weird to do on stream. They don't spend money on anything besides things to improve himself or his house so he's not some pay pig.

I think they're serious but not ready to move in together yet.
 
Thanks, I wish them truly the best. Kaise is definitely a keeper, if Asmongold is into hot sexy Asian body.
 
Isn't it repulsive for hot girls to be with unattractive men? There has to be other reasons. Maybe Zack is good at giving oral?
 
don't think you've ever been to vancouver or toronto. so many girls at these two places look like her or way hotter. she's hot, but she botched her face and tits imo. she's a solid 7 NOT 9 or 10 lmao.
 
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