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It's funny how he talks about wanting a submissive wife who is like a slave to her husband & has to do everything with his permission but just like any other political grifter, he sows division and talks crap when he doesn't practice those same values in his real life. Asmon has none of these qualities and without money, he's in the same dating pool as a sub-saharan Indian who shits in the streets
 
Please find some redeeming qualities in Asmongold that would possibly make him more attractive than the average Kaise viewer aside from his clout and money? Matter fact, I think the average Kaise viewer probably looks exactly just like Asmongold and probably would treat Kaise the same way as he does if not even better. Yeah... I'm not buying it. OF whore uses simp with clout and money to promote her OF. Case closed.
 
If people are jealous of his clout and money, that seems normal?
You could say that about any multi millionaire, most people in this forum I would image is not rich so any feelings of envy towards anyone with a lot of money and fame seems kinda normal no?
Zack is very ugly though, its not just like his body, its the upkeep, he seems like a dirty person, his personal space, etc. but he is hella rich which gives him access to people that normally would be out of reach.
 
I would have been more charitable if this was the first time but that's not the case.
I guess people aren't around to remember it but everything happening now is pretty much the same as last time with her asking him to shower, eat better and clean himself while she was taking advantage of the situation to increase her engagement on her socials. It just didn't go super viral like now because he was way smaller back then (averaging 20k twitch viewers and his YT being in the 100K~300K and not millions)
Maybe second time is the charm but i'm not holding my breath, it will probably end like just last time with her singing another friendzone song to him.
I personally think it's just funny to discuss it, not sure why some people here got offended by us just talking about it
 
He's literally said many times he'd simp for his wife and would do anything she wants. He sees nothing wrong with simping for females. People be making shit up because it all comes down to jealousy.
 
We're literally not jealous at all. No one here can even say one redeeming quality about Asmongold aside from his clout and money... jealousy is when someone is angry about something someone has they don't have... again it's just clout and money... aside from that he's literally the ugliest loser alive. That's just me being truthful. Who beefs with the richest man alive? A fucking retard named Asmongold.
 
People can dislike someone and talk about it--that's very normal. The distinction gets made when people state their opinions as if they're immutable facts about a person they don't know with information they don't have. It just reeks of insecurities. We can all read a comment that's projecting envy vs. just talking about the subject and having an opinion. The latter isn't a problem regardless of which side of the issue you fall on. The former, is a true-to-life "touch grass" moment that a person shouldn't be so affected by. Some people just get too parasocial about it.
I could name a hundred people I don't like, no doubt, but I'm not going to spew nonsense about how nothing about them is redeemable or act like they're the worst person on earth just because I can't regulate emotions well. The kind of hyperbole that makes a person look dramatic and impossible to talk to. That's why those takes get lightly clowned on--and why yours is easier to engage with.
 
No that's envy, different from jealousy which is fear and anger of losing a perceived relationship to someone else. There's a lot unwarranted anger and disbelief towards a relationship we know nothing about. Non jealous people would just wish them to be happy and go about their way.
 
Like I said before, every single woman to interact with asmon has left good reviews if you will. He's trusted by emiru, who is effectively the biggest woman content creator on twitch. He dated pink sparkles, other women vouch for him not to be weird. In today's content creation dynamic, just not being weird is a huge benefit. I think there's a huge underestimation of how much money these women make. They do not need twitch streamers to make their money. She's had more than one deals and sponsorships, she has whales. At this point you all seem more jealous of asmon, than critical of kaise. Not every women is a clout chaser, and if you're on this site deeming one as such, you definitely fit the bill
 
You can't even give me 1 redeeming quality of Asmongold that makes him likeable. I'm still waiting... Like you guys are his biggest cocks suckers OR you're HIM lmao. Like hello... waiting... 1 redeeming quality...
 
Because he's not the point of this thread. I could easily give you a handful of reasons right now, but that'll spin-off the conversation into Asmongold's online personality, politics, entertainment factor and other shit no one's here to read. This is a thread about an e-girl streamer and what her tits look like, not a platform to argue with someone who's proven they aren't the least bit interested in a reasonable conversation.
 
He has a good nose, because he was able to wake up to his dead rat and/or roach when they got hit with a sun beam and began to rot extra hard!
That's ... Redeeming, right?
 
He's exactly what he is, dirty, blunt and speak what he wants. He said stupid shit at times but he keeps it real and at least it's authentic from him. Compared to other streamer he has more common sense and logical takes (tend to be)
We can talk about whatever his redeeming quality is but i'm sure you will find excuse to deny it for whatever reason. It's just so weird the convo even go this way. Hell, i bet he checks on on this site and laughing at this thread, iirc he jacks of to OF leaks
 
But that's the thing, there's literally nothing about this guy that is actually unique or makes him stand out aside from his clout and money. Like dude anyone can be blunt, speak their mind and keep it real. Common sense? Really? These are the lowest standards a person can have to qualify as "redeemable" now days? Holy shit, dick riders. Like come on guys, if we were talking about Elon musk on the other hand, he's highly intelligent, highly ambitious, gets shit done, works extremely hard, is extremely good at technical shit and if someone found him attractive it would make sense.... but I'm not here to dick ride Elon I was just making a point. Asmongold is a CHUD at best, ugly, disgusting, lazy, smelly, unhygienic, dumb, degenerate and he looks like a crack head from skid row. Let not mention how fucking scrawny and skinny he is like a person with aids. Dude... LOL
 
Man, that’s a lot of adjectives for someone you swear isn’t worth talking about. Relax, guy. Maybe do as your name implies, you'll feel better.
 
what happened to this thread lol, why cant we be normal and just discuss how amazing it would be to tittyfuck her and bust a fat load all over her face
 
I don't claim to know her IRL but I'll just throw in some info/things from vaguely following her since ~2020 or so:
- allegedly she was born in HK, moved to Canada when she was young or something. I don't think her family is rich, maybe upper-middle class at most.
- made most of her money from findom (later +OF +Twitch), she is rich even without the whole Asmon situation.
- lives in metro Vancouver, self-proclaimed shut-in that rarely goes out. She mentioned a couple times on stream that her friend circle is mostly from online, so maybe that's why I don't have a single IRL mutual friend who knows her.
- she does have a few whale simps, probably from back in her Taiwanese era.
- her Twitch numbers are inflated and almost definitely viewbotted, there's a crazy disproportional ratio of real active chatters.
- she is terrible at games and only really plays Maplestory. Initially she actually started streaming with art stuff.
- she doesn't do nudes or escorting as far as I know, obviously I might be wrong.
 
I'm not trying to be a dick, but basically that's just not how real life operates. Two good looking people don't link up very often and when they do, it's more often temporary than enduring. Also, while I'm not a Clav fan, I think he can do a lot better than her.
 
It definitely is, and it's reinforced in the early pages of this thread. I think actual human chatters is around 20 with the same 5 users actively typing (2 being her mods), which is incredibly low for a 1.5k~2k streamer even if you compare her to other titty streamers with the same numbers.
Last stream she went live a little early and her chat was more dead than usual. But asmon was live at the same time so my assumption is that any non-botted activity she gets on twitch these days comes from asmon fans.
Could be one her whales, mods or herself doing it. Who knows.
 
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