Simp Chat Jordyn Jones - Discussion Thread

She got some backlash and took down the "Halloween is Satan's Day" reel and now has a post of her going to church lol. She is apparently super Catholic now which makes no sense since I thought Catholics loved Halloween and it was the Evangelical Protestants that hated it. Irish Catholics are the reason we have Halloween.

She is in her MAGA tradwife era.

Also just saw an article about how she is trying to get her boyfriend to get transferred to either LAFC or the LA Galaxy in MLS. He finally got reinstated after his ban and then was loaned to Tottenham from Chelsea. Of course he is hurt again. He never plays and likely has no future in the Premier League. It's clear she doesn't want to live in the UK and wants to be in LA which she is obsessed with.
 
im fucking crying cambrie schroder's whole arc is nuts, her family is maga mormon her dad even paid for rittenhouse's defence, and she rejects them and becomes this cartoon trad wife catholic the saskia chick's ex is rumoured to be gay, she and jordyn are at burning man with pupils the size of saucers, obviously completely clean living, she obviously only likes living in la, can't see mudryk going there (and frankly they're a bad match)

these girls are complete clowns
 
No surprise. She was too dumb/lazy to make everything else she tried work so now it's time to do the easiest thing ever and be a religious grifter
 
she is a fame whore and needs to be in LA to get paid. We wont see anything good except gym content until they break up in the gap between that and when she hooks up with the next celeb or athlete who slides into her DMs
 
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