Simp Chat Jaime Pressly

geez looks like her and Tricia Helfer handed their pages over to Agencies and they both completely died.
 

40 bucks to see whats underneath. who wants to bet that if the revealed image was posted on instagram, no one would even raise an eyebrow or reach for the report button? its just her in a bikini.
here is some highlights from the DMs. nauseatingly cliched.
*I am so nervous, but I want you to know me. The real me.
*Iv'e done a LOT of things on camera...but never this
*Not sure if I'm allowed to share these... 😅Let's just say there's a reason they never made it to Instagram
*I genuinely don’t know if I should be posting this 😭I dont want to get in trouble… can you PLEASE look before I mass send it?
*Can you keep this between us? 😳 I made this when nobody else was around, and now I'm nervous you're actually going to see it.
*Ugh, my heart is racing posting this 😭I've kept this hidden for way too long, but I finally decided to show you my secret talent 🎥 Just promise you won't tell everyone... I kind of like having a few secrets between us
*Currently going through my camera roll and WOW 😳🙈Can't believe some of these photos and videos have been sitting there this whole time. I'm finally thinking about sharing them, but honestly... I'm kind of nervous
*Recorded this just now and debated sending it but...whatever 😅 I'm letting it all out. Feels so scary to share this though. AHHH
what an absolute crock of shit.
 
It would be hilarious and make us always doubt ourselves if she just started releasing nonstop nudes and masturbation vids:KEKWlaugh:
 
Someone posted a preview pic of a video she sent that had her nude in the shower the other night, then it disappeared from her thread the same evening.
 
Bro when I used to be on onlyfans i used to troll the shit out of these agencies. It was hilarious.
 
Back in the Myspace days when very grown ass adults would be on there, they had a type of way of taking pictures and she takes pictures like those people lmao idk, I think when people start hitting past 25 the way they take pics makes them look like hags.
 
you can't make this shit up; she is charging people $200 to see her old Playboy photo shoot
"🎉 ITS MY BIRTHDAY 🎉 Wanted to celebrate by finally posting full nude, in my BIRTHDAY SUIT 😅🙈
TIP $200 to see it all 💋"
 
yeah, we saw it. almost 30 years ago. how stupid does she think we are?
 
More like "how stupid does her agency think we are?" and the answer is "very stupid". They view you as retarded paypigs that they can fool over and over and over again to bilk you of your money. When you receive a DM on Onlyfans you're getting a message from some man in either the Philippines or Pakistan that is being paid pennies on the dollar by some e-pimp in Eastern Europe that "manages" their models.
 
If you think the fair maiden is some sort of victim who knows not what has becometh of her porn hustle, thou art a moron
 
Her recent one has $2005 in tips, so I'd say there's a lot of stupid men that don't know how to just do a simple google search.
 
I saw that, I got lifetime to Playboy Plus awhile back and that cost less than she's charging lmao.
 
TMZ informs she was asked to leave from a convention. Apparently she was binge drinking.
 
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