Simp Chat Haesicks - Discussion Thread

It's an asshole. It's out of focus, she's stretching it by holding her cheek, and you're pretending you wouldn't worship it given half the chance.
 
Not pretending at all bud, there is no chance i'm worshipping at the alter of that mess - nice try.

But your right it is an asshole and really looks more like the shit smear left after someone picks up their dogs shit.
 
I'm mystified by her preference for photos of her asshole, tbh. Do you think people are crying out for it and DM'ing her, or is this her preference out of the blue?
 
i feel like she has old sets she is still releasing. progress regress progress regress is insane. she did look mighty thick in some of the poses though so it will suffice. i at least wish we got a video with every set
 
It's not one set. And it's not only Shae. And it's not just porn. Don't act like I’m complaining about storing 15 pics cuz you know it's not the point.
 
One might speculate, given how neat and tidy things are down there, that she wants us to like it, and that perhaps she likes taking things in the ass. But again, that's speculation.
 
It's less far fetched for her to just be delaying her mvp.

Rachel Cook revealed her mvp, almost at the same time as her ass and tits, but she kept it a special thing. For her her asshole seem to be a non negotiable.

Natalie Roush was ahead of Shae with asshole, but still has not fully revealed her mvp. She did partial reveals 3 years ago and still has not shown inner lips
 
Damn dude... If this level of research was put into finding a cure for Cancer, maybe my Mum would still be alive 😭
 
I mean, I like when girls spread their ass. It shows they're dirtier thab just a regular girl. A girl admitting that she does buttstuff is hot to me
 
It's very possible, butt there are plenty of other reasons. The most logical is understanding that it is a turn on for men and that they have to spread for the hole to show, otherwise it's just the crack. They might also get a lot of compliments on it while doing doggy or getting head in that position. Or they just copy what they see from the porn industry and the independent videos.
 
I think as far as buttholes go, hers is very low on the butthole totem pole. Its not very attractive. that said, if i was hitting it from the back im for sure gonna play with it and tell her its nice lmao.
 
Someone else try to get her to do ahegao video with her tits fully out. The pics from this set are so good she needs vids
 
Butthole totem pole?!!!! Damn shakespeare, would you mind curating a list? Would love to learn from someone who's a master of their craft. 🙇
 
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