Simp Chat Haesicks - Discussion Thread

Yeah man, nuance and moderation exist. I think most of the people on here are capable of having real relationships in real life. If you ever see me spouting off incel crap like that other guy to the point where it makes me unable to function outside the internet I hope someone tells me to log off also.
 
Am I dating myself by confessing I was referring to the movie Diary of a Wimpy Kid? 😭 But I do love that piece of media too
 
That movie is only 16 years old, it isn't even that old of a movie yet. Hell the book only came out in 07, it isn't even able to buy a beer yet
 
Apperently Shae showed us her pussy on a month when there was no contest going on. There is one going on this month so time has come to invest my coffee :peepoSimp: budget into a sub for a future full of missing extras. Transparent chair set gonna hit difrent with 🐱 in it :peepoBless:.

Thanks to all the content leakers for providing ppv sets to us poor people! :KKomrade:
 
It's unfortunate timing that this contest coincided with her treatment, otherwise I'd agree she'd go all out.
The new JOI is gonna push her up to the top 3, I think. Either way, I hope she's done some studying to make it way better than the really awkward first one.
 
Nah. I need that sweet GND going naughty vibe. You make it a pro and the charm is gone. I liked it precisely because it reminded me what your regular girlfriend would sound like if she tried. Imo, it tends to happen more with the good looking ones. They kinda sound like Monica from Friends trying to sound sexy (not the one time with the numbers, the other one).
 
H.Pylori and it's treatment are no joke. I've transported multiple people by ambulance to the ER because of the complications.
 
I'm sure I'm not the only one torn between wishing her a speedy recovery yet hoping she accidentally posts that massive dildo video she's been gatekeeping before the brain fog clears 🤞🏻
 
Can someone suggest me which special lube/lotion to use on my rod for playing pocket pussy (no. 21) named "HAESICKS" of my collection? I think now it's high time to enter that Appalachian mysteryhole after I deeply explored one named "MORGPIE's" (no. 20) two days ago and filled it up with my warm blessings.
 
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