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EmilPlumb

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Definitely find it funny how one day she's all sexually positive and the next day "how dare you look at my tits (that are obviously out)!"

Like I have friends who big tittied and their shit is never out that much when their just "being comfortable"
 
someone mentioned on her content thread (i think it got deleted) that she said her family is rich and wealthy and that she doesn't need / want to make an OF and will never make one or something like that from what I remember
 
She's always been very clear that she would never make an OF, I don't think that will change.

Her father is an airline pilot but I don't think they are incredibly rich or something. The reason people have suggested that, is that she has a London flat but no really clear source of consistent income, only a casting or music gig every now and then. Afaik she's never said that herself.
 
This woman has been so funny to watch move from thing to thing to try and get famous and successful.

Tried as a YouTuber & podcaster back in the early days of British YouTube and failed, nearly flunked out of university and scraped a terrible grade (to this day she still clings to the fact she has a degree in theoretical physics thinking it makes her look smart but never mentions she got a 2.2 grade), tried her hand at esports and never made it to premiere events and was consistently in the lower tier of casters relegated to awful games and regional events, tried her hand at modelling and got nowhere, and now she's trying to become a music artist.

Eagerly waiting for the day the penny drops that she's fucking awful at music production like she's awful at everything else. Her big album she's been working on for years has gotten a few thousand streams and she has less than 300 actual listeners.

Unfortunately she has an editing side gig that funds her, she's not desperate enough to do OF, the most we'll ever get are those delusional modelling photos from years ago. I wish she'd realise that the only thing she has going for her is her tits.
 
How do you know her uni grade? I've been following her forever and I've never heard her mention it 🤔
 
yea it's a shame how she doesn't fully commit to showing herself of and just keeps teasing. With the album release I hoped for some stuff bit still nothing sadly. I'm always up to chat a bit about her and her content over the years if someone wants to :)
 
I wonder why modeling didn't work, honestly I always thought her face is kinda mid but thats about it

she could always make passes or fanfix but that doesn't matter coz no nudes there
 
I've known her IRL since childhood, I follow her just to see her fail because she's a complete cunt IRL, and maybe hopefully one day see her tits. Of course she doesn't mention her grade because it makes her look bad lmao.

If you look on the certificate it says lower second.

 
Her body is nice, but her personality is something else. Pretty sure getting your prostate examed by a cactus is more fun than listening to her. Her music career is never gonna lead anywhere. She keeps chasing this dream that she wants to move to america and live there.
 
I would gladly encourage her to move to the US and live there.
Some of her best photographs have come from her time in the US.
 
Usually warmer weather there vs England, so more likely to be in a bikini. Anyone know if she still does her patreon? We got some nice lingerie stuff from it in the past
 
No, last photopost from her patreon is from last May and already on the thread :(
 
Bitch is B.Sc and that too with bad grades , holy shit , i was defo correct about her being arogant lil bitch , like plebs are bad but they know it . this is some MAGA level delulu . Even her music sounds like most generic as AI music shit(and that's when its not totally trash) .
 
She's really that bad? Damn :/
I mean I've had a bit of a "stick up her ass" vibe from her, but I've spoken with her a few times in Instagram DMs and she's always been civil at least.
 
I often wonder how she affords a flat in London. I think she still has a roommate, and maybe she's outside the city? Even then, it's not cheap
 
did anyone save this video by any chance? unfortunately the server it was uploaded to on bunkr is the one under maint
 
True but tbf I think like 99% of her following exists because of esports. She would never become known otherwise lmao
 
thx, I remember I saved it but prob deleted it for some reason with other files
 
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