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I didn't even know she had one until now. The way she talks about her playmate years, she'd probably won't do much nudity now.
 
Well.. Based on what she writes on her OF profile after some thought, you can get the impression that it's just a promotional springboard. And I'm 90% sure there won't be any interesting new content on her OF profile…
 
I was a teenager and I worked at a theater when Under Siege came out and we watched that movie probably 500 times. Well, that part of that movie at least. We had it timed so perfectly. At that time there were 7 minutes of previews, a 30 second "thank you for choosing our theater" bullshit thing, and then the movie would start. At 51 minutes after lights out (around 43 minutes into the actual movie) that's the topless scene where she pops out of the cake. Around 49-50 minutes after lights out almost all the guys (and even some of the girls) found a reason to be in the theater.

It got so bad that our manager Karen (yes, really) had to pull us all to side and tell us to knock it off and that no more than 3 people could be in a theater at a time.
 
pre internet, this guy had his tiddies timed down to the minute

the struggle was realz
 
Pretty standard cinema worker story tbh

You would tho, those are some epic fucking tits. Just a pity she probably won't be getting them out again for us
 
Bro you have no idea. I'm old AF now but in the late 80s/early 90s, I watched scrambled cable channels to see a hint of nip. I stole the lingerie sections out of the Sears and JC Penney catalogs. My buddy's older brother had a collection of dirty magazines hidden in his closet, I stole a Hustler that I probably read 100 times before I turned 14 and my mom found it.

The internet makes it so much easier.
 
Comes down to what you expect i would say.
I wouldnt expect too much...throwback images i assume mostly and some slight nudity.
I would say the jamie pressly kind of stuff, which isnt too much.
 
If you've subbed to her and you're disappointed in her content, she's kind of made it easy to get a refund. Her description on her page says she's going live every day and she hasn't been live once. So easy false advertisement claim
 
The aging is only normal, but the bs on her arms makes it a hard watch. She had very pretty arms.
 
Happens to a lot of OF people, they get cold feet in the end or things dont go how they plan it.
For Celebritys i could see this being a way to get into the headlines again, to get some screentime for interviews or so to get the career starting again.
 
And I wouldn't blame her. She has aged, maybe that gave her the cold feet.

She looks pretty good and her face looks super natural.
 
Yeah, i dont know how confident she is in hereself these days...but im sure she got quite a lot of messages left and right after announcing joining OF...that might have overwhelmed her and all, you never know.

She looks good and all, i would assume she could easily make a clean million like Shannon Elizabeth did without too much.
 
I hope she does. Her old photos have done 3 decades of the most patriotic service 🫡, so I would be happy for her.
 
part of her latest ppv message "A couple of lower body teases just for you.."
but its just 2 pics of her lower legs for 20 bucks.
 
I'm not saying she hasn't aged well, but she's almost 60 years old. I wouldn't expect much in the way of nudity. If that's what people are after, she has plenty of stuff out there from her younger years.
 
would be hilarious if she reenacted that scene on her OF in 2026 coming out of the cake with that exact music
 
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