Simp Chat Emily Hopkins / emilyharpist

Do we know if she's married?
The dude in the background of her latest vid was pretty annoying....thevid
Felt like he was forcing his laugh or something, trying to prove himself... idk
I know the, "She's nOt gOnNa fUcK yOu bRo" scenario, i'm not trying to be that guy.
Just looking for lore.
 
I think she's hot and I don't mean this as any kind of diss but why do people call her 'the chesty harpist' like she has a HUGE massive rack?
 
That single little mole on her boob is what dreams are made of bro
Glorious dreams 🥲❤️
 
Just a bit about how massive gothegg's honkers are compared to hers, I would assume
She's lowkey one of the more conservative harpists online too, as far as thotting goes lmao
 
are thot harpists really a thing and if so where
asking for a… well obviously I’m asking for me
 
i've heard of those sex therapists and also those nurses who give handjobs to disabled people. Lowkey prostitution with extra steps.
 
Fellas, is it derogatory to call her a "harpy"?
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She is so hot, I waited for a thread a long time :)
Also, does anybody know or have boobs jiggle videos of her? Or like bits of videos where her boobs jiggle?
 
The interaction bait with goth egg has gotten absurd lmao I never expected her to milk it for this long. But hey, lack of dignity is a good thing here
 
Sadly, considering how gothegg content has been dropping over the last year, it's more likely for the opposite to happen
 
She has been sucessfull enough without doing any sex work, so I dont think she will ever do
but a man can dream
 
Yeah this is true but maybe if she at least influences her enough to get naked even if she goes the whole agency route gothegg does at least well get something
 
There’s zero chance of any of that happening.
You all know that right.
 
I mean the goth x harp collabs tend to be pretty entertaining despite no content from Emily herself. Can always just face swap and pretend when it comes down to it.
 
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