Simp Chat Emily Bloom - Discussion Thread

As the poster who first clocked that she was pregnant, allow me to give you guys another pearl of wisdom. There's zero chance she aborts this pregnancy. If she were going to do that she would have done it months ago. And believe me when I tell you, she would have known she was pregnant months ago. She's been a gorgeous sex worker for over a decade, and definitely engaged in promiscuous sex. If I were a betting man, I'd say the odds are good that she's had *at least* one abortion already, probably more than one. If she hasn't then she's been on the pill forever. In either case, someone with a history like that doesn't accidentally forget how condoms work the moment she enters her early 30s lol. She has baby fever. Her biological clock is ticking. It's the fate of all women, no matter how much they tweet about feminism.

The baby is intentional. I could speculate about the events that led to it, and I'm sure I'd get it right with 2 or 3 guesses, but I'll save those musings for another time.
 
I'm betting on surrogacy. I don't think Emily is even married. If it's not surrogacy, I don't think Emily would risk pregnancy for a man who might leave her, especially if she's unwed.
 
That's actually more delusional than anything else lol. You don't employ a woman whose body is her career as a surrogate. And as a model, there is absolutely nothing to gain from being one. Brother. You hire a desperate 3rd world 18 year old as a surrogate. Then you fly her to america and have her live in your guest house. Everyone knows that.

You really think she's going to potentially ruin her body forever for someone else's baby? You're out of your mind dude.

No, it's her baby. No chance it's anything else. And because this is clearly the case, then we must conclude that whichever circumstances are required for it to be true are also true. If she 100% needs to be married to feel safe giving birth, then guess what? She's married. Sorry you had to find out like this lol.

One possibility is that she found some hot starving artist type and her hormones screamed at her that this is likely her last chance, so she just went with it. As a wealthy white woman in California, she has no reason to fear a custody dispute. Especially if she has more money than the father. That's an incredible power disparity to have as a mother, and she would know that.

I guess while we're at it, another possibility, and maybe the most likely, is that she went the Melania Trump/Anri Okita route, and leveraged her notoriety into a relationship with a billionaire who is 30 years her senior. Seems like a good exit strategy. She gets her baby, she can retire if she wants to, and if the relationship doesn't last, she gets a piece of his fortune because they had a baby together.

But a surrogate? Absolutely not.
 
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