Simp Chat Darla Eliza - darlaeliza

... so much attention to detail, such detailed arguments and no personal attacks, what so ever ... great getting to know you, too ... 🤦‍♂️
 
there’s a $90 dollar unlock in here onlyfans dm where she say she speeding her holes for may 30th does anyone have it?
 
I love how one of her newest wall posts was a tiktok about scammers.... Its like self aware and not directly telling everyone she is one of the biggest scammers of all but in a roundabout way of saying it. lmao
 
The odds of it actually showing anything or her spreading holes for camera...... You got better odds at winning in vegas at the slots jackpot. It always a scam and you get refunded the money because most of her shit is just that "Topless with kitty out...." You get the stuff she is covering her tits with arms with her legs crossed bending over just enough it doesnt show fuck all. But she is kinda right she is topless and kitty is out but the camera is in front and she angles it just right that you see nothing. Most have learned the hard way so no one wants to waste money anymore.
 
I don't understand why she gets bad fake implants on her tits and then wears clothes that hide them
 
I don't understand a LOT of Darla's decisions in her life, but that one, i can explain to you ;) She didn't get the implants for EVERYONE to see them, but for her own feeling of self-worth/her body dysmorphia (and potentially her BF and paying customers to see them...) ... but definitly not because of her having any kind of exhibitionistic traits... she doesn't want "everyone" to see her boobs....
 
i get that and i dont want her to whip her tits out for free but im talking when she wears shit with no cleavage
 
Hey throwaway8612146 ... those are already posted here, since Dec 18th 2025 ;) https://simpcityopen.com/threads/24453/ (just cause they were never posted over in that other place, and someone posted them there, earlier today, doesn't mean you shouldn't check for dupes, first, before just reposting ... :/ )
 


Weird to catch Darla in the wild. On a Dropout episode of Crowd Control
 
As a director, what acting roles do you even give this women other than "Stripper number 4" and "Bimbo 3"?
 
In this show's case, the audience has stories or weird things about them that are on their T-shirts and stand up comedians riff on it. For her it was all about her multiple fucked up boob jobs. So honestly you're not far off.
 
she be an extra that gets cut while I edits to the scene but she has to suck and fuck me first
 
That's literally what I said. The algorithm is building an entertainment singularity. Also, I always thought her boob job was kinda jank and never said anything, so her bringing it up herself and laughing about it is incredibly validating 😂
 
She has said multiple times she is willing to even bigger when she gets her next set of implants
 

Seems like she’s going crazy rn but maybe that’s just me getting close to being scammed
 
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