Simp Chat Dakota Johnson

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I'm really into this chick. Sweet, yet kind of smug in her privilege and barely seems to give a shit about anything. It's refreshing. Physically attractive, but what really does it for me is her voice/aura. There's sexual tension in everything she does, no matter the context.
 
Dakota would be amazing at ASMR. I'm shocked she hasn't done one of those W Magazine celebrity ASMR videos.
 
Dakota has already gotten two parking tickets this year. More proof that she doesn't give a fuck.
 
Holy fucking shit, this CK photoshoot is wiiiiild wtf :hyperz:
Bottomless is just so fucking hot, FUCK
 
I was just about to make a comment about this. It's very shameless, male targeted Sydney Sweeney kind of stuff.
 
In think the bottomless pictures are edited by ck, because in the bts shes wearing a black panty. But I hope not
 
It's so hot to see such blatant jerk-off material released as an ad lol. She looks better than ever
 
Whatever work she's had done between now and 50 shades, it's very good work. She looks ridiculous in the ck ad.
 
The last 10-15 years of PC abomination have really warped our minds. Hot actresses, singers or whatever posing half naked while promoting stuff was the abc of advertising for decades.
Then, out of the fucking blue it was deemed "problematic" and we ended up with obese women being the face of sportswear and stuff like that.
This ad and Sydney's ones are a welcome return to normalcy.
 
the one benefit of cheeto's administration
women are sex objects again. yay i guess
 
-Well, it's not like obese and trans women dominate pop culture, but throwing a bone to them is apparently too much for some people. For me, I don't have a problem with kind of thing at all. There are much more legit examples of political correctness run amok to go after.
-For me, The Sydney and Dakota ads are what they are. Sexy photoshoots have never gone away, but this kind of shameless objectification (and clearly targeted toward males) is not nearly as common as it used to be. Give me more. Bring it back permanently. I like when you can acknowledge something and own it as well.
 
Anyone had her pics or vids from the nowhere inn? I mean the high quality
 
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