Simp Chat Charli XCX - Discussion Thread

I don't know if it makes me too much of a gooner or a simp, but just the fact that she has a Playboy spread got me bricked up lol

The pics are lame though, yeah
 
If you were expecting a full nude set from a mainstream popstar that's some pretty deluded goonerbrain idk
 
Charli likes to wear see-through clothes that show her boobs, it doesn't sound crazy that someone like her could show her boobs in a Playboy photo shoot, if it were another artist like Dua Lipa, Olivia Rodrigo, Billie Eilish, or Sabrina Carpenter, I'd agree with you.
 
Funny enough, I feel like Sabrina would probably show the goods for enough dough. I do feel she may be the type to court controversy with that.
 
All I can say is god damn am I glad those boat leaks and the recent backstage leaks exist. I can’t handle the teasing otherwise. Great set of tits!
 
It was picking up with bringing the bunnies being back but they have a gay editor that I think is pitching that gays and women will pick up a classy nudie mag while disregarding the straight male core. I didn’t care to see Charli on the cover or nude.
 
Sabrina is one of the hottest celebrities oat but all the sexual stuff in her performances scream fake freak to me I don't know why lmao, feels like a gimmick
 
Eh, it both is and isn't. You got celebrities who genuinely love their body - like Florence Pugh - and celebs who pretend to love their body because they know sex sells.

Sabrina feels like the former, even though the sexual stuff is indeed more of a gimmick than anything else.
 
I don't see it happening, the "lingerie" she wears in her concerts looks more like a costume than actual lingerie, and she wears tight pants (I don't know what they're called) so you never really see her legs or her backside. Besides, I think she has a lot of young fans, and I don't believe even her adult female fans would be receptive to her doing nudes for Playboy.
 
well she did a more revealing shoot than Charli, and it wasn't even playboy, it makes Charli's playboy look like teen vogue
 
Are you talking about the photoshoot where she's wearing a long wig that reaches her knees? she looks hot, I like Sabrina, but it's not like she's showing too much. And then there's Charli, who does stuff like this...
 
You can be 'disappointed' in Charli's playboy shoot but she's probably the most lewd popstar of her level of fame.
 
I’d be thrilled if it was Rolling Stone. But we’re talking Playboy - the mag that broke down barriers by showing Marilyn Monroe’s tits in the 1950s.

You’re telling me we’re supposed to be chill with becoming more prude than we were 70 years earlier?
 
'Supposed to be chill'? I mean, what's your alternative beyond ranting into an anonymous forum? Are you going to rise up with your fellow gooners and protest outside the Playboy HQ, or something?

If she wanted to do nude, she'd do nude.
 
Charli is so unbelievably fucking hot. Like idk why but to me she's just fuckin perfect. No one even comes close. Others may disagree, but for my taste, there's no one better. Goddamn she's everything.
 
Yeah. I agree. It’s the attitude and the body language that really puts her over the top for me.

That and those fantastic titties. They just sit there all perfect and bouncy…

Excuse me I’ll be right back…
 
my playboy mag just came in the mail and its definitely not worth. the top corner also got bent so cant even resale it with mint condition.
 
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