Simp Chat BunnyGirlBree

Bree is lazy. That's the explanation. Streaming 4 times a week 4-5 hours each stream would be the bare minimum for a "full time streamer". Sitting in front of a camera is easier than any other full time job, but Bree can only manage 2 hours a week.

She'd be a waitress or receptionist if it wasn't for streaming, but is so lazy she is finding a way to ruin such an easy setup she has now
 
It really is that simple. She is unbelievably lazy with zero work ethic. Her career right now is not sustainable at all. But she's a decently cute girl, so life will be easy for her regardless I imagine.
 
What usually happens, and will with Bree after she doesn't make as much easy money thru Twitch/Passes/Social media, and gets older, will find a guy with a high paying job to marry. Bree has soon to be useless trophy wife (in 3-5 years) written all over her.
 
Anyone else notice Bree is waiting until Oct. 1 to start her Subathon? 1 day after Subtember ends? (technically 7am est on 1st, but she's starting at 7 pm est) So 1 day earlier 5+ gifted subs are 25% off plus random amount of bonus subs added every 5+ are gifted.

This stupid hoe is waiting a day and intentionally making her gifters pay full price & not get the 25% discount, and also don't get free bonus subs to add time to her subathon clock.

She expects 6,000 subs at full price, which will cost $36,000. One day earlier or anytime during last week of Sept., 6,000 subs cost $26,940, & thats not even counting the free bonus subs, so actually less, and she would have gotten same payout from Twitch.

She has to be the dumbest streamer on Twitch, or the most selfish.
 
First of all. Thank you for mentioning all that. Ofcr we noticed. And second of all, yes the most selfish, only cares about herself and her profit and benefits.
 
IMO the dumbest in the sense that she doesn't understand how lucky she is she. Most female streamers with a social media presence who are much hotter than her get stuck below 100 viewers for years.
 
I noticed this too. Hotter, more appreciative female streamers sometimes end up with less viewers and less oiler types a lot of times. Formula: 1. be hot 2. acknowledge every message from gifters/donaters, they could be the next oiler 3. pure luck to get 4-5 oiler types with no lives

Bree could keep this going for years. But a quick way to ruin it is to stop or barely stream. Her parasocial oilers get bored the other 6 days a week she isn't streaming & find someone other female streamer to obsess over & give money
 
Something telling me her new starting TX time isn’t exactly working out. Haven’t seen her with this few viewers in a long time. But I have to ask myself, maybe it’s not the time after all? Maybe it’s the arrogance, the delusional cremation goal that keeps going?
 
I'm sure it's easy for viewers to miss her streams, they are so infrequent. I didn't even realize she streamed today.

I predict she gets a boost & regulars throwing money at her during subathon, so she'll think its good enough. Butwill probably she'll fall off after. Viewers will realize watching her eat & play marbles 2 hours a week isn't worth trying see.
 
I must say I also forgot this dull doll was streaming. But give her some credit. She was eating and playing marbles for 4 hours this time:LOL:
I am sure if I watched, she would give good content complaining how she has no money after coming back from Texas, right? That is the reason she still has her dead cat funeral goal on?
 
And she cancelled her Stream until she has her Subathon thats so insane😂 Its weird that she has her "Lady Time" 😂
 
I really feel sorry for the handful of simps who actually fell for the whole streaming on Sunday story. She’s been making money doing other stuff on Sundays for quite some time now. As was said earlier, she literally just sits there for two hours. It’s hardly backbreaking labor. :LUL

Have you ever actually seen a woman — an actual woman — get excused from class or work just because she’s having lady problems?
 
She mean "someone" will reply. If you've ever seen her streams, she has 4-6 regulars that spam her non-stop. No way her lazy ass is answering all their mindless DMs on Passes since they are her top subs there too vs hiring a service to reply "hehe" "omg" emote emote for her
 
Too hurt from having her days, but still having more than enough energy to farm passes. She has to view even her lowest giving money givers as crops at this point. Her passes farm made her even more brain numb to make effort into anything as long as the money harvest fits.

This shit of a person wouldn't survive a day in the real world, at least she made enough people salty enought to make fun of her lol. This whole thread is more entertaining than she ever was
 



So this lowlife really just asked her simps which purse to put on her Wishlist? She kidding, right?
 
"$500 purse! Who wants to buy it for me?" - Bree

Doesn't her subathon start today? Where she will be expecting her truck driver mod & other losers with normal or no jobs to gift thousands of subs...even though she never streams. If you explained this to anyone that didn't know what Twitch is they'd never believe it
 
She tweeted: BunnyGirlBree: "THIS THURSDAY!!! Crazy stuff planned u don’t wanna miss :)) "

Some of her "crazy" goal rewards: Unmirror cam, Chat Tweets, Chat Picks emote, Reading ASMR. So crazy.

I guess asking for 4,000 subs / $24,000 to finish Dark Souls 2 is actually crazy, but that's not how she meant it.
 
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