Simp Chat Bubbell - Discussion Thread

She's always defined herself as "painfully straight". The gay talk has been nothing more than a running joke of the channel for years now.
Female streamer 101, nothing new here.
 
Thanks for the lore. She always seemed 100% straight which is why that was shocking to hear. But then I should have known, female streamer knowing what gooners want to hear.
 
She's built her audience around playing long lore-heavy singleplayer games, but those two days she was (mostly) sampling a bunch of multiplayer games. Not surprising that a chunk of her audience wasn't interested.
She was also wearing a baggy hoodie on those days, which probably didn't help with viewership.
 
Today she briefly went over the analytics (actually socialblade) of her youtube and it appears that the month-long breaks she took last year really put a dent on her yt channel. She used many, very vague words to describe the trajectory but eventually she admitted that her healing trips (or whatever she called them) and subsequent slower upload schedule sort of de-ranked her youtube.
I think she's being dramatic for no reason. She's about to play GTA5 and that game is guaranteed to make her blow up on every platform and bring a different and bigger audience that has no interest in old-ass, buggy and crusty-looking Fallout.
Heck, if even her boring booba-streamer friend Krysttl was able to grow thanks to GTA5 (only to lose all the growth because that's what happens when cleavage is really all you have), Bubbs will definitely smash records.
 
Honestly sometimes I feel bad for women. In their minds everything has to be perfect, they can't even allow one pic to be uploaded without filter. She's so pretty and still feels the need to be beyond perfect.
Must be so stressful to live inside that mindset. Financial benefit surely makes up for it though.
 
Not counting the nosejob she had.
The first pic on that post, the one on the bed, is the before (2022)
 
I can see the difference now that you point it out. Otherwise her amazing eyes and gorgeous skin would distract me :KEKWlaugh:
 
It might be due to her being on the spectrum and being a perfectionist but the sad fact is she's a very narcissistic and superficial person.
She's 25 and already had a nose job, botox, her teeth done multiple times, light therapy and now she's obsessed with going to the gym. She keeps showing off her arms like they're something special when in reality they look like anorexic twigs a gust of wind could snap in two.
It's not just her own looks she's superficial about. She's admitted many times she's only dated superficially good looking guys despite knowing they didn't have great personalities and then wonders why none of her relationships work out.
And now she's saying the type of men she's into are guys with giant muscles and a six pack, combine that with the many hints she likes big 🍆 that means less than 0.1% of the male population would be good enough for her.
She's also very judgemental of other people's looks making fun of bald people and she has a weird obsession saying anything less than perfectly straight, bright white teeth are ugly.
If she's posting filtered pictures of herself then she's contributing to the impossible beauty standards women impose upon themselves. I wouldn't feel too bad for her when she's part of the problem.
 
I have to admit that I haven't listened to her enough to realize those things you're mentioning.
In this case I agree that if she says those things she's part of the problem.
 
On a sidenote, whoever takes the pics from the content thread and uploads them on her page on a certain mirror site, took the one with filter on.
Not judging, just thought it was funny lol
 
This has to be satire.
That's clearly a reference to Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil. Every other female on twitch clipfarmed Resident Evil 9 and the "omg Leon can open me like those cabinets" joke for views and Bubbell did that too. These people speak with the clip in mind ahead of time. Female streamers 101.
Before that game you would have thunk that she was all over that twink from Dune, because it was popular to do so.
Also, everyone on twitch makes fun of bald men. You can't consider yourself a streamer if you don't.
About bad teeth, she only says that about British people. Again, a widespread meme.
 
Nah not satire at all.
She's been lusting over various big muscly men in her streams this year. She's gone off liking superficially good looking super model twinks and switched to superficially good looking super model gym bros. It's all so shallow. The last guy she tried to date a few months ago was a stereotypical muscle guy she met at the gym but he rejected her. She even showed off a picture of a topless man with a six-pack and huge muscles she had saved on her phone because one of her grandparents was scrolling through her phone and found the picture. Her granddad accidentally stumbled across her fap material lol.
There's lots of other examples i could give.
As for the rest of the stuff, no not all streamers make fun of bald people and she insults teeth no matter the country. Again there's other physical appearances she makes fun of.
Also perfect timing.
While i was writing my earlier message she was in her discord posting a picture of her new setup. She deleted the picture because she thought she "looked like sh*t", and posted a new better looking one of herself instead. Nobody cared what she looked like they just wanted to see her new streaming room but because she's vein she had to post a new picture with a more flattering pose.
 
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