Simp Chat VTuber Bao | Baovtuber | hoejousama - Discussion Thread

my god insta murdered the quality on these. i hope the full set gets uploaded in somewhere better or alternate
 
Is insta responsible for the lighting? Because that's my only real gripe. She looks great, but the scene looks like it was lit by a mechanic's drop light.
 
On the contrary. This tells me she's still the same Bao we knew behind the vtuber mask.
 
Good, unhinged and uninhibited Bao might lead her to do a Fansly stream (doubtful but what if?) erp'ing chat being Rick so chat can fuck her.
 
Who doesn't enjoy writing a bit of fanfic smut every once in awhile? Seems perfectly normal to me.
 
“Well . . . now what?”

“Iunno. W-wanna fuck again, *burrrp*?”

It’d been a week since I met Rick in person. 6 years counting how long I’d known him as a werewolf in vr chat. We finally met in person after he broke into, well, portaled into my house. He told me he found my address by pretending to be hacked on D. I’d click a phishing link he sent me that day apparently. And I here I was, so excited to play be a beta tester for his furry game too. Bummer.

But it’d been nice meeting the person behind that deliciously low, gravely morning voice. He’d set up all the best mods for my Minecraft streams and would hop in call if I ever got stuck progressing in a game. I always appreciated his hard work, and he coveted that green sword badge next to his username in my chat. We were a great team when it came to pushing me be the cutest whale vtuber on the internet, but I wasn’t sure how it would translate in person . . . I was about to find out.

Our routine was simple. After stream ended, he would portal over and fuck me for hours. If I was late for stream, that was his fault too.

“If you thought the ERP was good, urrrpp, just wait ‘til I give you the real thing, AWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!”

God he was so fucking fine whenever he did that. Not to mention how feral his growls were. I’d be completely soaked just thinking about it.

Tonight was . . . different. Maybe it was the summer night heat or maybe it was the building pressure from rubbing my thighs together, but I felt like being a bad, bad girl.

“Rick . . . Would you chase me on all fours in the woods while growling, barking, and snarling while I’m dressed as Red Riding Hood and you’re dressed as a werewolf?”

“A-aw shiiit, never m-met anyone as kinky as me. I’ll tell you what sweetheart, throw in a-a cabin and a grandma costume and it might just sweeten the deal.”

I knew that grandma costume would come in handy. And I knew just the sexy werewolf to wear it.
 
I NEVER GAVE UP HOPE ON MY HOEJOUSAMA!!!!! The juice is always worth the squeeze, ya'll! :pepoLove: :Bootylicious: :hyperz:
 
i wish i could record it but my internet isn't the most reliable. At least you can watch it.

edit: tell room service you may need extra towels lol
 
Man, I hope there's still someone here who can cap it. I think a few of the previous contributors have moved on and as Kars isn't going to be able to do it I fear a lot of us are going to miss the legendary return.

I lol'd.
 
Leave her live tab open and screenrecording in 8k for the days you're gone :WeSmart:
The juice vegetable broth* :PogTasty:

She's always posted the vods herself. It won't be lost media!
 
its gonna be great having a face to put to the moans now

Edit: i meant this as in we know what she looks like now. i didnt mean that i think she is going to goon irl.
 
Let's fucking go! One of the pessimist here I'm glad to be proven wrong, I want to hear her gooning again!
 
WE WON!!! I called it! Once all her summer shenanigans were done she’d return to us in the Fall!!!!
 
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