Simp Chat Avalon Warren - Discussion Thread

Rich tech bro losers who would rather pay $3k to have porn influencers coach them on how to flirt rather than just spending that money on actual whores to fuck
 
She is DEFINITELY a "flirt girl" and will be "evaluating" and "coaching" - any private sessions are purely "organic" lol. The FAQ from that conference is entertaining.
 

For the amount of ppl that will pay to go even VIPs … at least give ‘em a lil rub 😂
 
I remember when Avalon made silly dance videos for Insta. This is nuts. I know her hubby is involved with tech bros, but good lord. This really seems like getting a bunch of semi-attractive women to dupe lonely SV nerds into thinking they'll have a shot with hot chicks. A grift, which seems right up Avalon's husbands brand
 
Maybe people need to report the event to certain authorities :peepoGiggles:
 
Right. Porn conventions happen all the time and even if actual penetrative sex act coaching happens, I’m positive they’ll have rented rooms in whatever hotel is connected to the venue to perform them in. That way they have deniability even though it’s technically prostitution.
 
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How involved do you think he was with her selling? I know she was like, going crazy. But he's in the the background walking around during some of the ones in the car. He also 100% is the one who DMCA'd all the content on regular leak sites.
 
I don't even know if I'd classify him as a cuck. Something about his eyes.... They just seem dead. Devoid of human emotion. Like, I absolutely believe he'd pimp her out but only because he sees her as another asset in his portfolio to make him money. He's always given me that vibe. Probably the combination of the eyes, super tall and super skinny. He reminds me of the crooked man lmao
 
They’re probably just both freaks, he probably fucks other girls too
 
You know the thing about a shark, he’s got… lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. 😭😭

nah fr tho the lights are on, but no one's home.

His smile is really unsettling as well. it just doesn't look natural. its like he praticed it in the mirror until he felt like it was close enough to pass as human.

Must be nice to come from money if you can pull a 10 looking like a doofy soulless marionette.
 
I mean, it is pretty well known he did cheat on her. She had a whole series of insta posts about it. crying in every one of them. And, I swear, I think he ending up buying her a bunch of clothes and she forgave him.
 
Maybe the thing we need to start praying/manifesting for isn't so much for her to start posting nudes, but more of a #freebritney-style campaign to get her away from her MrBeast-smile ahh hubby and his shitty friends
 
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