Regularly scheduled simp-fight indeed. Every now and then this thread has a fight, its good entertainment actually. I remember the last one when we were trying to convince that shoulder-guy that we didn't need to hear his explicit Glow fantasies in such detail and then he fucked off and we never saw him again. I don't think anyone here has the auctoritas to crown anyone else 'king of the simps' - we are all here for one reason or another but its fair to say that most of those reasons are very easy to guess. Take a healthy dose of reality and walk away - Glow was at university with me at some point and I never even knew she was there, and if I can deal with that major L with equanimity then you lot can take one on the chin every now then without flaming out.