Simp Chat Alexa Pilling [Discussion]

Oh! I thought I was just blocked.

If it's any consolation, no one is missing out on anything groundbreaking:

A while back I got sent a 'do you want to join my Daddy's club', type DM. Went back and forth, I had some cash, so I thought "fuck it. Why not?" I assumed that either Alexa (y'know... not impossible) or someone from her team put out a programmed package of texts, as they made abundantly clear that I shouldn't reply anything as it would 'mess up the code'.

Much money later (and gang let's just- let's just leave it at 'much money'), and I was out of cash, with three vids to go. They were relatively escalatory, with one in the middle being great, so I figured "fuck it! I'm in it to win it!" And asked if I could come back and buy the rest later. They were understanding and said 'sure'.

Bunch of things came up, kinda forgot about it, but fumed a bit when the one good vid (Misa from Death Note) was up for $50. I spent $200, not including tax or conversion fees. (Yes, I am the gooner, but I went into it with my eyes open.) I made it clear that I was unimpressed, received some faint flattery in reply.

Another back-and-forth and it is spelt out to me (and not in fucking emoji) that nudity is not on the table, never has been.

Okay! I'm honestly fine with that! It's the bullshit emoji and will-she-or-won't she that shits me to tears.

I ask "what about the whole Daddy's club business?" Thinking (after I spent all my dosh) "oooohhhhh I'm retarded: Daddy's club. The club for Sugar daddies!"

Which I am fine with to be clear!

If - as a businessperson - she (and hopefully not her team / management mob) wants to put out a threshold of 'will not show pussy or tits unless you've spent x-much', I am fine with that: her business, her business practices.

Nope. Wasn't that at all: the Daddy's club was 'just for those who appreciated her'.

(Paaaaiiiiinnnnnn)

Buuutttt - I'll say it again - buuuut: she is down for custom JOI's.

Halle-bloody-lujah! I actually prefer JOI's to vanilla porn, and from Alexa? Yes! (The appeal is sexy words said by her.) And given her previous extortionate practices, I knew she wouldn't be selling for cheap - but if you've been in the custom game before, you know that if you don't have a rapport (or even if you do, or they're a managed model), it can be quite pricey. No dramas!

So how much is it?

$600 for 5 minutes.

Now I'll be honest: I would have paid for it if she had made the video. She did not. They (whomever I was talking to) didn't want half up front either, they wanted the whole lot.

I explained that I wasn't comfortable sending that much cash for nothing in return, and a few days later her account disappeared. I thought she blocked me, but I guess not.

Thank you for your kind attention, and I don't know what the lesson was here, but I hope you learned something.

Have a magical day.
 
god, thats kind of absurd but also not surprising. also kinda just plain sad.
600 for 5 mins of anything is nuts. there are women who will let you put your johnson in them for that amount of money.

RIP. someone should make a fake OF memorial video.
 
It was never her, never has been, it has always been a particular agency, the same one that runs other fitness models. Pointless "doing deals" with those chatters as they have a strict agenda and that is to get the most money out of people but offer the illusion of giving you not much in return. You cannot "go into it with your eyes open" when you clearly got bumped. By the end, you have maybe learned your lesson now but many others with cash will fall for their crap time and time again.
 
Nah. When she first started ,it was just her doing the talking and messaging. She got the agency like the second half of 2023.
 
I do agree with you, to an extent: there is a disclaimer (that no one really reads) that you'll be chatting to her or her team, though I wanna say... 12-18 months ago? I was talking to her, maybe before it got super automated?

The only thing I hope for when talking to the chatters... is that it's some guy in India or the Philipines who's making a couples of bucks, and not a bot.

Please don't let it be bots.

You do get a feel for a few of the different agencies though, and I usually steer well clear of them - and if you're being honest, if they're fitness models / bodybuilders / wellness influencers, you're unlikely to anything super - but I first knew of Alexa from a smokin' PMV:

https://pmvhaven.com/video/alexa-mortensen-caption-pmv_6720c5de51c893ab824f2318?from=search&q=pilling&cp=0&hot=753

Kinda hooked after that. At least for a while.

Edit: holy shit! Just saw that Jorsagy12 saw me post - you're a legend mate! Wherever you are, I hope life's treating you grand!
(Creator of above PMV)
 
Tragic she was such a scammer. Truly a rare body and her bikini try ons were some of the best to ever exist. It seemed like she wasn't tanning and was losing a lot of her muscle/bulk for a while though and she was dying her hair in an unideal way.
 
anyone downloaded her channel before she took down her try-ons?
 
Does anyone have her live video with the audio? cuz the one on the thread doesn't have audio.
Also does anyone have her tiger mark bikini content as well?
 
I'm convinced that she might be pregnant, and that's why she's not posting as much anymore. A lot of pregnancy related reels are being liked by her too. Can't confirm though.
 
She could just think pregnant chicks are hot - it's a lot more common than most people realise :MLADY:.
 
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