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Discussion thread for social media and TikTok star Alabama Barker. She is the daughter of 2001 Playboy Playmate Shauna Moekler and Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker.
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100% even though she doesn't need the money cause she is a nepo baby. She has no chance of a music career despite the massive advantages of her family. She has been at it for a while and it went nowhere cause no one takes her seriously. The only skill she has is being a thot and having big tits thanks to her mom. She would do it to keep people talking about her. Plus she wants guys drooling over her and being called hot. People lately have been calling her a little chub monster, and it has been getting to her, so an Onlyfans would boost her ego.
 
She has a thick little body and her mom's boobs. But whoever is doing her makeup is doing her no favors. She is very pretty without the makeup. But her makeup is awful.
 
I saw a snapchat thing accusing her of "blackfishing" Basically when a white girl tries to look Black. Bhad Bhabie was accused of doing the same thing and you can definitely see it. So that explains her makeup choices.
I can't post anything from when she was younger, but when you see her without this makeup, she looks exactly like a younger version of her mom. If she went with that look, I think she would be even more popular.
 
Depends. She is trying to follow the Bhad Bhadie career path but she doesn't have to notoriety or even the talent as meager as that was. So she might just jump to Onlyfans and fucking to get attention.
 
She is a nepo baby whose mom was a famous Playmate and currently has an OF in her late 40s. Her dad is a musician from a well-known 90s band who is now a huge famewhore and married a Kardashian. All her "content" are thirst traps trading in she was blessed with her mom's looks and tits. Onlyfans is pretty much unavoidable for her.
 
I have never seen a girl whose makeup has failed her more. When you see her without makeup she looks like a young version of her mom. Stunning, pretty, natural, with massive boobs. She has baby fat but they will go away. Then once she piles on the makeup and hair weaves she looks awful. Especially that lip liner she loves and makes her look awful.
 
Just judging by her IG pics for the past few months, she is definitely trying to sex up her image and make money off the one thing she was blessed with. Her looks and fat tits. I was hoping it meant OF but it seems she is trying for a music career with the hope her status as a nepo baby will help.
 
She is feuding with Camilla Araujo, Sophie Rain and their little Bop House group. Given everything these girls do is fake and for clout and are pro wrestling fueds, I wouldn't be shocked if this was all set up for Alabama to join them and get on Onlyfans.
 
She apperantly has nudes, or showing her body off for free on her close friends stories. That camilla girl showed it but i haven’t seen a clear version
 
Yep. The dude behind these OF thots understands pro wrestling and knows the people following these thots are complete morons and will believe anything they see.
2025 will be the year social media people do anything to get bigger to the point of throwing their grandmas in front of a train. Even taking part in a fake feud where you let other thots run down your name, and make fun of you, just to hype your eventual Onlyfans and social media career when you join them.
Alabama has money and minor fame from being a nepo baby. But she wanted a music career and to get bigger. So this is the start of that. Don't expect her OF content to be any good but ain't none of us going to pay for it anyway and we get to see her thick little body.
 
if Alabama makes a OF...she's doing that strictly for attention cause she obviously don't need the money😂
 
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