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Excuse my French gents but...
HO-LEE SHIT THAT "LESBIAN" VIDEO WAS SO ASS.
Jesus fucking Christ it was so bad.
Now I love KB, I do but this just wasn't it. This video had been hyped for so long only for it to fucking fizzle out and give us nothing. Fuckin hell it was like biting into a cream filled donut and having no actual filling inside.
I honestly had low expectations coming into the scene. I thought "Two amateurs going at it" but dear god. No lesbian action at all.
1. NO KB PUSSY EATING
2. NO MAKING OUT TORRIDLY
3. NO ASS EATING WHICH KB LOVES
4. NO NYX PUSSY EATING
5. THE DIRTY TALK WAS OKAY AT BEST.
6. NO CLOSE-UPS or GOOD ANGLES
You may defend it with "IT WAS THEIR FIRST LESBIAN SCENE" but come on man. Should've just titled it "KB lays down like a starfish while Nyx puts a vibrator on her cunt" that sentence completely summarizes the video.
Honestly the only good shit about the scene were the reactions and dirty talk, like those 2 alone. Jesus it was so bad. Watched it once probably won't ever watch again.
This is just my honest opinion, if you enjoyed it well fuck good for you man. I just couldn't quite process that shit after watching it. It was so bad. The 1st lesbian video, yeah right more like KB collabs with Nyx for a clickbait lesbian video.
 
No hate or anything just genuinely curious but I just realized ain't she overreacting most of the time?
Exhibit A.
- Most of her videos with her boyfriend. She's moaning left and right and saying how it feels so good and how its filling her up and how big it is...but come on we've all seen the size.
Exhibit B.
- Her collab with G1RMAA. Sure he was of decent size but seriously as he was hitting it from the back she literally says "YOU'RE HITTING MY FUCKING CERVIX". Bruh.
Exhibit C.
- The collab with the black dude. What in the hell was that one even about. Dude couldn't even keep an erection going for most of the video. I fucking wish she literally chose any black dude other than that guy.
AND SHE BE MOANIN AND GROANIN WHILE IT'S FLACCID INSIDE...
 
Well she IS a voice actress. It’s part of the job to upsell the sex for the viewer and whoever she’s with
 
i get she's a voice actor but holy SHIT she overdoes it sometimes
not to mention the guy in the videos are always trying to match her by saying wack ass shit like "maybe i like it dirty 😈" like im tryna choke my shit to her not you
 
I haven't seen the G1rma fan fuck threesome on content thread, does anyone here has it?
 
man what the hell is this lmao
Hey everyone, KB here!I just wanted to take a moment to address something important.On my streams and socials, I’d like to kindly ask that you avoid bringing up Slayder and Lee's dynamic to myself. What do I mean by that?>I’m not referring to things like:“How’s Slayder doing?”“Omg, Lee would totally laugh at that!”“Hey, Slayder!” (If he’s ever in the chat)>But I am referring to comments like:“Yeah, she’s got a boyfriend/husband. Slayder and Lee!”“Omg, it’s KB’s boyfriend!”“How would Lee feel about that?”“Just get your partners to do it for you, lol.”I’ve been feeling uncomfortable with this for a while, and I’d really appreciate it if it could stop. I want to have the space to talk about my partners, our relationship, and dynamic when I feel ready and comfortable to do so. As our dynamic is not of the norm, it can bring out lots of uncomfortable questions and topics I am not sure what my partners want public, or not. I do not wish to speak for them. I truly appreciate everyone’s support, but it’s important to me that I have control over when and how my personal life is discussed. The stream is about me, and while my partners are a huge part of my life, I’d like to maintain a bit of separation in this online space. This is now a rule, not a suggestion. If you do it, you will be timed out. If it keeps happening, banned.Thanks for understanding, We really appreciate it!
 
if i'm being honest her boyfriends (yes im doing it on purpose) are the weakest parts of her content by far
because kumbomb is a porn voice actor, they think they are too by extension (at least slayder does, dude doesn't shut the fuck up)
this leads to kumbomb saying something hot followed by them thinking "NOW'S MY CUE" followed by the most forced inorganic cringe inducing shit to come out of their mouth
it genuinely takes me out of the video when it happens
maybe this wouldn't be that bad by itself, but they've quite literally ruined amazing videos because of how incompetent they are
one of their videos literally had to be blurred because this dumbass wouldn't stop looking down and BETWEEN her legs at the camera
for people who don't want the viewers to talk about them or their relationship, they sure manage to find every opportunity to make us notice them
 
Just watched the "Monster Cock" one and was pretty excited leading up to it cause FINALLY Kumbomb was gonna take some BIG DICK even if it was just a dildo but holy shit did that Slayder guy just couldn't SHUT THE FUCK UP.
I was literally RAPIDLY losing my hard-on.
That moment when you just wanted to hear KB dirty talk while taking a Horse Dildo and some cringe edgelord who thinks he's in a professional porno keeps on yapping...good lord, would've been better if KB just made the monster dildo video a solo one.
 
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