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Name: Zhou Yi Qin (Jojo)
Category: Patreon / Youtuber
Pricing: Patreon: See below, it's complicated.
Does PPV: It's a tightly held secret - read below.
Regularity of Posting: Whoa!, She's only been able to keep Tier 3 up to date to schedule. For Tier 2 and Tier 1 she's been pretty lousy.
Type of Content: Softcore "expose" Yoga style (just what the Asian girls excel at)
DRM: Yes, fukkit! Sproutvideo (and it's uncrackable)


Thoughts/Comments
This is gonna be a long one. Don't forget to scroll down for the final chapter.
In July 2022, she appeared from nowhere, with a youtube channel that broke almost every rule of Youtube. Unsurprisingly it was nuked from orbit before she reached 1,200 subscribers. - She came back with much safer PG rated YT channel, that still exists.
🡇 In August, she opened a Patreon stunning her patrons by the low quality of her premium videos. Here is one direct quote from a disappointed T3 member "I certainly won't be subscribing to that tier ever again" . Jojo learned what subscriber churn means in August and September.
🡅 But, she got her act together and the quality has improved since the end of 2022, (at least for Tier 3) through the roof. Production quality is very high and she's either hired someone who knows how to edit properly or she's stopped doing it herself. The quality of softcore is quite good now, She seems to have understood the line for Patreon's NSFW TOS.
🡇 The biggest drawback subbing to her Patreon is that she hosts on sprout - You'd better learn how to screen record in high quality.
Finally in October, just after starting the new Tier 4 - the page went under review, for a much longer time than usual? (read the stunning conclusion below)
• Recommendations •
Tier 1 - Creative Supporter: AVOID to NEUTRAL
🡅 The pricing for this tier is reasonable. $9/month (for undisclosed contents) - which is usually nothing. But if you are a nice person who just wants to support her Youtube channel with a tip, then go for it.
🡇 However, if you are stingy bugger, like myself, who expects at least something in return - I'd recommend avoiding this tier.
Tier 2 - The Super VIP: AVOID
🡇 The pricing for this tier is $28/month (originally with a promise of 8+ videos per month). Not surprisingly during the Patreon Review, the description of 8+ videos was removed.
🡇 Reasonable you might think for 8 videos? - Nope, During the whole of 2023, Jojo has only made 30 posts (for video's and photosets) for both Tier 1 and Tier 2 combined (It was promised to be 80+ T2 videos) - she really dropped the ball.
🡇 The videos posted in Tier 2 can hardly be described as softcore, they're more like gravure. So don't expect too much
Tier 3 - The Platinum Lover: NEUTRAL
🡅 The pricing for this tier is $128/month (and promises 4 videos per month) - Really Jojo? what is she thinking? Q: So why not give it an Avoid you ask? - A: Jojo leaves her archive videos on Patreon. That means a periodic hit and run subscribe is worth the cost once or twice a year. A new subscriber now would have access to over 50 Tier 3 videos for that price, that works out to couple bucks per premium softcore video.
🡅 This is the tier she concentrates on - the one where the simps that are paying three figures, so her posting is consistent. (until Tier 4 gets off the ground?).
🡇 One big drawback, one word "Sproutvideo". You'd better take a week off work if you want to record the archive.
Tier 4 - The Elite Master: AVOID (are you crazy?)
🡇 The pricing for this tier is $528/month (and promises 5 "hardcore?" videos and 1 custom video per month) - Jojo (or her manager has exceeded himself in greed). But don't worry you can get a discount for $5,000+/year -upfront WTF!
🡇 Without disclosing too much. These videos (if that many exist) are hosted externally (not on Sproutvideo) a lot of selling of T4 membership and spruiking to T3 patrons is being done by "aggressive" sales work in DM's from Jojo's manager I presume. You'll find it annoying in T3, it comes across as very desperate and greedy.


  • Paysites:
Patreon
https://www.patreon.com/ZhouYiQin/posts
  • Youtube:
Main (second) Channel: ASMR_YiQin Yoga 67K subscribers
  • Socials:
Linkee
https://linktr.ee/zhouyiqin


• Thoughts/Comments on the future of Jojo •
After the longest review in Patreon history, of over a week. A grand total of 3 posts were removed. Surprisingly not her most explicit videos?
Whatever goes on in the mind of the blue haired lezzo on patreon's Trust and Security, well never know?. I really feel sorry for any Patron who was caught up in that. Patreon offered no extension or refund.
🡅 The good news is Jojo is posting again and she's not toning down her videos to PG (like a lot of other girls who go under review).
🡇 The downside is her content is getting a bit samey now, there's not much variety.
So what does the future of Jojo hold in store? - what does a cute Asian yoga girl doing softcore on Patreon fear most?
What if: Another cute Asian yoga girl starts a Patreon (who has also had a similar rise in YT numbers out of the blue?) and can match her for cuteness and does the same style?
What if: Another Asian yoga girl appears on Patreon, who is much more flexible and can do things Jojo can't do (can't see Jojo being able to wrap her ankles round her neck, she's too chubby!)
What if: Another Asian yoga girl appears on Patreon, who doesn't regard her top tier patrons as cash-cows to milked for as much as possible?
WHat if: Another Asian yoga girl appears on Patreon who isn't greedy but polite and fair with her pricing? (like most Koreans and Japanese are, they learn it on Fantia btw)
Jojo meet your nemesis Dara
By December - a Korean might well doing gangnam style kicking the ass of Jojo. 😝
The moral of this story for all Thots? - IF you treat your customers like pay-pigs and they'll leave as soon as they can for something better.


Oi, this is a Review/ Discussion thread
That means NO REQUESTS in here.
 
Great review. Why not a negative, though? So many red arrows. Is she average for yoga pussy slip girls? I'll admit she's my first, and chubby non-western Asian girls sure are novel. Do they ever break out and do hardcore? Oh well, best to diversify the portfolio and not rely on one girl. Do you think the chubbiness played into the greed? 'You could be anywhere in the world but you're here with me'. There's so much hc porn out there, and so many skinny girls to go through, not to mention HK/Chinese girls aren't fat. I ask myself why I search nip/pussyslip and lingerie vids when hc is a tab away.
 
Jojo certainly doesn't have a top class flexibility to do those fancy moves yoga practitioner always do, but her chubbiness grows on me. I don't expect her to hold on for more than two years, though, knowing the competition and the trouble she may face if she goes further. As she grows older she would certainly consider a solid career or marry a wealthy guy, and these videos certainly won't help.
 
Can't really give a complete Avoid. (some tiers might be worthwhile for some people. (a one off hit and run on Tier 3 for example)
To put it in percentages: Tier 1: 40%, Tier 2: 10%, Tier 3 50%, Tier 4 0%.
There's a surprisngly large number of patrons (here on SC), they also might have a different opinion to me.
 
November update time: (some good news, some bad news and some really good news)
First the good news:
No one is buying into the $528/month 4th Tier and Jojo is still uploading Tier3 videos at her usual quality (2 already this month - which means she'll easily do her promised 4 for this month)
And now the bad news:
Still nothing for the Tier 1 subscribers and not much at all interesting for Tier 2. Her YT channel has flatlined on 67k for months now, (meaning she's become a bit boring)
- And the Patreon subscription cost is still ridiculously expensive
And now the really good news:
Competition is coming VERY soon (at a third of the price) - Meaning Jojo might have to wake up that it's not a good idea to squeeze her paypigs.
You can decide for yourself ...
Really Jojo? - Is this what you call sexy yoga? - you've been spending all that patreon money on eating dumplings haven't you?

Meet Darayoga (finalizing the last stage of her Patreon)

If Jojo tried to do this now, she's have a hernia. 😝
 
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