Simp Chat Kate Upton Discussion Thread

There was a photoshoot with GQ where she sucked on a popsicle years ago. I remember there was a behind the scenes video but I can't seem to find it.
 
The most earning baseball player of all time by some sources.
 
Yeah forget anything Verlander’s ever done on the pitcher’s mound, locking down Kate Upton’s mounds is his greatest accomplishment lol
 
if you mean a blonde with big natural tits vixenvirago has kate upton crushed. Diora Baird imo was kate upton before kate upton although Diora never did sports illustrated but has a lot of great onlyfans content that has been posted on this forum. in porn angie faith would prob be closest to kate upton but her hair is more dirty blonde. Lindsey PElas would be another blonde with big naturals but she has had work done on her face so she would prob be disregarded. sigal_acon and chloe lamb also sometimes have blonde hair and both have huge naturals. Mona Faith and Sarah Galloons are 2 other blondes with big natural tits although I thin sarah galloons had some work done to her face.
 
not a day will go by where I am not incredibly envious of Justin Verlander lmao. Not only is he one of the best pitchers in the history of baseball (3x Cy Youngs, 9x All-Star, RotY, Pitching Triple Crown, 2x ERA titles, league MVP, 2x World Series, one of a handful of pitchers to have 3,500K's (iirc he's at 3,550 K's)) he is married to Kate fucking Upton. Could he not leave something for the layman?
 
Forget the married part lol. Just fucking prime tits Kate Upton for at least once is crazy. She was on a whole different level at her prime.
 
Unpopular opinion: her tits are great but her body is a bit off. She has kind of a wide/square torso instead of a thin ribcage that the tits rest on. And there is something weird and boxy about her hips that makes her legs look too thin. Camera angles are everything and her image was so well crafted. When I started seeing those leaks I took her down a few pegs (from an admittedly very high post). Flame me if you want but we are all on this board.
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by sports illustrated standards she had top tier tits. that is what took her to the top of the mountain. by comparing her to every woman on the internet she is a solid 7.5 which is still very good. I never understood the hype on Bar Refaeli or heidi klum even in their prime while they are attractive they are not god tier. I know I sound like a shallow pig but that is what simpcity is for. I do think brooklyn decker can give kate upton a run for her money. but like vixenvirago vs prime kate upton give me vixen virago. tessa fowler vs prime kate upton give me tessa fowler. diora baird or kate upton give me diora baird.
 
Disagree. Her body overall maybe a 7.5. But her tits are a solid 10 and definitely way better than Diora or vixen. Tessa is the only one that I might agree with.
 
I totally understand the analysis here but what I love most is hot blondes with huge tits and Kate Upton with the personal timing and all for me will basically never be topped. Obviously with how much they showed compared to Kate I absolutely love Tessa and Diora and tbh in their primes were absolutely perfect. I guess you just never forget your first so to speak lol. Like how people were back in the day with Pam Anderson or how people are now with whoever the latest TikTok hottie is.
 
Kate upton might be one of the smartest girl to be in the biz
Like she knew she was a pretty girl with huge boobs, and benefitted from that cat daddy video
She enjoyed her fame and the brief movie stint
When the time came, settled down with a successful basebal guy and transitioned into a cool mom/ celebwife stuff
She absolutely levelled up and kept it clean in a way most models fail to
 
look into charlotte mckinney. she doesnt necessarily do naked stuff per se but she has a few prominent nudes. her and kate are like the quintessential beach blonde babes to me
 
This video awakened something crazy in me when it came out 14 years ago lol
 
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