I really wonder how that conversation would go. So... seen you taking some BBC. Sweet glides on that homey, eh? You swallow?
I used to share a gym with Melanie Vallejo very briefly (D grade celeb was in Power Rangers, few other things). Ironically I'd seen a movie she was in about a month before I noticed her in the gym called Dying Breed where you see her bare ass (fucking amazing ass on her btw). I laughed when I saw her because part of my brain imagined a conversation where I walked up and told her I'd gooned over her bare bum in Dying Breed.