saying spider cant be a dude because the average dude looks nothing like him is so stupid, if every guy looked like chris hemsworth there wouldnt be femboys in the first place
documented how? did someone analyse spiders genitals in a scientific paper with photo evidence that he doesnt have a dick? cause the avaialable photos if you believe the nudes prove the opposite.
you realize shaving/waxing/laser hair removal are a thing? and having a plump ass isnt exclusive to females