Simp Chat Danielle Cohn - Discussion Thread

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Discussion thread for TikTok and social media star Danielle Cohn
Her Content Thread
Her Spicy Site
Her Instagram
Her TikTok
Stats according to Babepedia:
https://www.babepedia.com/babe/Danielle_Cohn
  • Age: 19 years young
  • Born: Sunday 7th of March2004
  • Birthplace: Florida, United States
  • Ethnicity: Caucasian
  • Profession: TikTok Star
  • Hair color: Brown
  • Eye color: Brown
  • Height: 5'0" (or 152 cm)
  • Weight: 126 lbs (or 53 kg)
  • Body type: Average
  • Measurements: 36-25-36
  • Bra/cup size: F
  • Boobs: Real/Natural
  • Years active: 2014 - present (9 years in the business)
 
If you are wondering why her content stopped getting leaked. $100 a month :KEKWlaugh:
 
So if I understand, she has a $100 tier where you have access to everything. But that's $1200 a year for Instagram pics and a few lives :KEKWlaugh:
Then she has a $25 a month tier where you get very boring pics but right to buy her VIP tier stuff that is in the $100 month tier. So that is $300 a year just to be able to spend like $15-$25 every time she uploads something. So you could be spending like $2000-$3000 a year if you unlock everything.
I mean if she has simps willing to be gouged then go her. But it does explain why her leaks dried up.
 
Does anyone find her hot? Cause she reminds me of an Oompa Loompa with 1,000 ugly tats.
 
She was recently featured on Mondragon Chiropractic's YouTube channel.
 
She is a perfect example of when tattoos can ruin someone. Especially when they are all ugly and random.
She has a banging thicc little body with great tits and one of the most juicy assess out there right now. Her ass is a 10 out of 10. She has a really pretty face. She is really cute. And when you combine that with her body, she should be hot as fuck and making millions on OF or whatever.
But those ugly tats make her look ridiculous and are too distracting. It knocks like 5 points off her.
 
Honestly, I feel like outside of those horrendous tattoos on her hands, arms and shoulders she'd look fine with the others she has. Her chest tattoo that just says 444 between her breast isn't ugly looking, nor is the two tattoos on her sides either. The thigh tatts aren't half bad to look at as well. Outside of those five or six tattoos, the rest just look out of place and have no structure to them when put close to one another like she has them.
 
She reminds me of a much prettier and hotter Snookie from the Jersey Shore. But those tats are just awful. But like people have said. Great ass.
I could 100% see her doing nudity and even porn in the next couple of years if her businesses fail. She might come off as dumb but she seems slightly more intelligent than the average social media influencer and actually tries to do something with her money and has started a few businesses. But if they flop, a thot got to eat.
 
I would argue she has the best ass out there right now. That ass alone could make her an adult content legend. She has great boobs. She even has a pretty face. If you like thicc shorties she is a goddess.
But as soon as you bring her up the first thing people talk about are those tats. It's not even like she has a face or neck tat or something really awful. But something about them ruins everything.
 
I'd say it's the randomness of the tattoos she's gotten. None of the tattoos, outside a few specific ones, align themselves in a way that is appealing to the eyes. They just don't flow or mesh together. Her sleeve tattoos look like a jumbling mess of mismatching tats that you'd assume she allowed a five year old to pick them out. I will say, she's still attractive in my eyes regardless of the tattoos but I can admit some of her tats just aren't fitting for someone like her. A chick that doesn't look half bad with tattoos would be like Malu Trevejo, who has probably less than Danielle but her tats are easier on the eyes for some unbeknownst reason. Maybe it's because of their aesthetics are different from one another, or maybe because Danielle looks like your stereotypical shy nextdoor neighbor type of girl and the tats wreck that illusion.
 
Too bad Malu got all those surgical alterations. As much as tattoos can be trashy or indicate personality flaws, balloon implant tits and alien granny ass is a boner killer on top of that. Malu is also way more attractive in the face/in general tho... what a waste!
 
Honestly, you're not wrong. Getting those bolted on tits were, in my opinion, the worst choice she could've made outside her also getting either a bbl or ass implants. She still had plenty of time to naturally grow those two assets of hers before choosing to go underneath the knife. But, regardless of the altercations, she's still relatively high on the attractive scale compared to Danielle. Sometimes the bolted on tits look nice in photos or vids, alongside her ass not looking half bad every now and then as well.
 
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