Simp Chat Jovan Jordan - Discussion Thread

What's this guy's deal?
He's won the lottery in llife... A dude from Gary Indiana, from the hood, with little to no education... and he is living in LA getting to fuck beautiful women who are way out of his league.
And yet he somehow gets fuckin pissed in the Onlyfans DMs if you ask him about a PPV, or the slightest thing.
irritable as hellll on twitter.
Bro is really in his feelings about shit when people tag him in stuff, when he CHOSE to be a pornstar lmao
 
Also back when the pornstar blacklist thread was firing, here's the one about Jovan:
 
Dude blasts some of my favorite facials, but I really hate the way he fucks and in scenes where the chick looks annoyed (probably because he's an asshole) it kind of ruins it.
 
Over on LPSG they were tearing him a new one lmfao. that thread is wilddd

Lots of people saying there's something off about him too
 
All i can say IS i LOVE how those bitches barely can fit his HUGE cock on their mouths lol
 
I will say there's a few scenes I LOVE from him. Gabriella Paltrova I think was Blacks on Blondes or something where she was a nurse or something: her 3rd scene ever and he BLEW UP her big bubble butt well.
The 3 blowjobs and fucks at times with Aaliyah Hadid on OF were some CLASSICS too, she legit made him pass out each time or damn near
Then when Kristina Rose tried a comeback 2 years ago, he was the one that did it. Nothing came of it but he took that big ass butt to the CLEANERS.
These days I mean he fucks some hot ass chicks. Fine ass Charlie Valentine twice, once for OnlyBBC then for his OF, Anna Kolba, Skylar Snow, Lucy Lotus, list goes on and on. His OF content is very hard to get: i did share when he fucked the shit out of Derza last year, but that's cause she sold it on her end SUPER cheap.
I'll also add to the him being an ass thing: he fucked Madison Wilde in a REALLY good scene for BangBros. Apparently BTS he kept asking personal questions cause she's relatively new but dating a civilian (non porn person) 26 years older than her and he couldn't understand why. And kept pushing it. Madison just wanted to complete the scene: barely even promoted it when the trailer came out.
 
That thing with Madison Wilde really says a lot, because she literally fucks the obese pasty white old dudes on Tadpole all the time, so if she had had it up to here ⬆️ with Jovan, bro must have REALLY been annoying the shit out of her lmao.
Where did you hear about that by the way?
Also cool to see you another homie who likes Charlie Valentine. She doesn't get enough credit/love honestly (not tryna sound like a simpster here, just always thought people slept on her content a bit).
 
the strangest thing I find about this guy is how he lives in such a rundown way and seems close to broke all the time... Yet he consistently tweets about "Mamba mentality" and "keep yo grind personal" and other such platitudes about wealth and success.
Yet to his credit he doesn't seem to have a bunch of chains, cars, and poor spending habits--at least on the surface.
He actually puts out a fuck ton of scenes with chicks for pro sites and I can't imagine he charges less than $500-1000 a head at this point for a scene from pro studios.
Yet he's always wearing the same shitty clothes from the discount section of JCPenney... Always in the same unfurnished living room/bedroom, mattress on the floor. A kitchen with zero appliances...
I am genuinely not trying to knock the dude if he is poor or has a low living standard, it's just I can't understand it. It baffles me.
He should be making 50-100k annually minimum just from his pro scenes, and there is another 100k EASILY if he actually does PPV sales on his OF and solicits tips from all the gay dudes on his OF.
Stroll over to LPSG and you'll see on that forum that there were literally dudes offering him $600-1200 for a 3 minute custom vid!
He also was an 3scort and I thnk dudes were paying him like 3k-5k a pop.
So what gives?
Bro could really be making bank doing some ass play for these dudes (btw, I'm not into that shit, just making a point. I'm just saying he already is a pornstar and has done ghey m33tups, he might as well do a little ass play or 90 seconds and get a quick $500 on cashapp).
It just doesn't make sense to me how he runs and operates his business--or perhaps "fails" to run and operate his business.
What's he spending his money on? Again, sounds like I'm being judgmental, but I'm genuinely baffled why he still seems to have financial issues in spite of the fact that there is SO much money there on the table or him.
 
I mean...Tadpole didn't need the strays but ok lol
I heard that on her dcord some time ago during a voice chat. Like a year or so ago!
Charlie idk why not more people love this chick. She's 38 and easily looks 28-30 with the MEEEEEEANEST bubble butt for a goth chick (after Morea Black) but US undisputed she has the crown. Plus literally only 3 weeks after first trying anal on her own, she takes Dredd over the counter, in that new position mish he does now she had done it with him too in 2021, balls deep no breaks, like come on. And if you've ever been on her MFC shows, EXTREMELY sweet.
 
He is a dick on onlyfans. Prime example of how some people get in the way of their own success. If he would just be reasonable I would maybe buy some things, but the attitude and entitlement is craaazy.
 
It's cause he's been in porn 12 years and never got the success most other guys got. GREAT success just yeah...it is what it is. All his stuff is 40 apiece sometimes 50 and they're decent scenes but I'm sorry: I'm not breaking the bank 1 and 2 exactly: the bad attitude. Even DMs in between time he's like this ain't a free for all. He's up there with Rico Strong with being an ass on OF.
 
The guy is typical for someone of his background out of Gary, Indiana. You can win on height and dick size like this, but to get height, dick, and brains, you'd be one in millions upon millions. The only other extremely girthy guy like this in all of porn, Girthmasterr, is a bit ahead. Nonetheless he's artless and foolish. Terrible camera work generally, no spirit. That's another variable both are lacking. If you want a guy the girls actually like, and who can fuck worth half a damn, while being pretty big, there's Ferrara, and even there we're missing good angles when he's in charge of the camera. Ditto for Alex Legend.
You'd probably never get a guy who combines it all, because anyone with the other features to make a good performer, self-marketer and solo cinematographer is likely competent and successful enough for their other traits in their day-to-day life such that porn is the last thing they'd invest in as a career. There's a reason the largest guys in girth and length of mainstream porn from the late 90's to the mid 2010's were mostly ogres like Billy Glide, Shorty Mac, Shane Diesel, etc.
These guys are better off managed. A studio could squeeze a lot more aesthetic juice out of Girthmasterr, and previously did with the subject of this thread. Why would they take a pay cut and accept being subordinate, as individuals?
 
You went WAYYYY too deep with that. Subordinate how if Girthmasterr is literally known around the word and has even been on Jubilee (fine with Kazumi) but still. Same with Dayski, Dredd. I'm not expecting Federico Fellini level filming after all in PORN if it's on OnlyFans.
On Jovan though that's just it. Big dick, not much brain, not much enthusiasm, just wants to rush thru the script to pound whomever. And another thing: this dude tweets more than women sometimes. An every morning prayer fine but "faded by Harold" like 6-8 times a year...dude I think we all know by now Harold's your guy lol. Or even just his dick pics and other nude selfies like he's still auditioning when he's got a 15 year career, but not one or two. A BUNCH of em.
 
You misunderstood me. I'm saying that it makes sense they go it alone instead of taking old-style contracts from studios. The productivity and the quality suffers as a result. Letting Johnny Cocknballs do his own lighting, framing, editing and booking was a downgrade in every way but the jester's wallet (and the financialized nerd pimp collecting OF's 30% cut). There's more money to be made as a pseudo-lone wolf, or in the case of some of the less competent, at least the illusion of as much.
It's no different from how the sluice-dropped cellphone videos of Tiktok; the democratization the web has offered us constitutes a degradation of digital media. Almost makes you nostalgic for the bullshit Vice minidocs, the marginal production value of Youtube wannabe journalists and skit producers like Filthy Frank from the mid-2010's.
 
He's usually consistent with big facials. One female pornstar claims that a big cumshot has to do with genetic/hormonal/nutritional factors and that plenty of guys with big dicks have very small cumshots.
Him being pissed at being tagged must be recent because I remember him often tweeting asking who he should collab with.
He also retweets his own work even if it's years old so companies probably like that he will promote them.
I don't know his history but if he's not living lavishly part of that could be that California is one of the most expensive places to live and the taxes are ridiculous.
Someone like Isiah Maxwell who earns more than most male performers instead buys multiple homes in other states.
Maybe Jovan has his money tied up in real estate also or maybe his family is poor so he sends most of his money to them and has little left for himself.
If it wasn't already known he's probably one of the tallest guys in porn (6'6") which probably helps get him work since companies like making size comparisons more drastic but it probably has some frustrating experiences too
Looking up some old news articles he's dealt with some in your face racism on sets and supposedly had issues getting hard early in his career.
Common sense says don't be a jerk to paying fans but if he's had to deal with a bunch of stuff over the years most people in his situation would probably be short tempered too
 
Plot twist, he's ghey for Harold and he has to give homie a shout out as part of his sub duties hahaha
But seriously, he apparently did a ton of ghey esc0rting back in the day, and he sold anal play vids on OF or twitter at one point.
Also, on a separate note, getting really tired of his "face card" tweets.
Bro, your're tall and have a big dick.. that's what you got goin for you... Don't push your luck trying to convince us you got a "face card" lmao. He's posting that garbage like 10 times a week.
Jovan, you are in the Jax Slayher department of facial symmetry and aesthetics my g.... 😆
Not exactly handsome like Idris Elba or whoever you think you are.. (pause) 🤣
 
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