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Sadly they are bad ! They look like they were put in upside down,like if she did a hand stand they would look normal. Wonder what could be the reason to get those and ruin probably the best feature about her? can't wait to read everyone's scorched earth response lol
 
My personal take.
1. Society has an illness that is growing right now due to social media that is causing dumb people who are too retarded to see through the matrix code self esteem issues.
2. Jade is an exceptionally stupid bitch
These two things in conjunction lead her to view her greatest asset as a liability and feel that she needed to "fix" something that wasn't actually broken in the first place.
It's actually mind-fucking me now that I'm putting some thought into this. It's like the "problem" that she had was that "Oh no! My boobs are a tad bit saggy." So she sought to destroy or "fix" the very thing that authenticated her tits as being "Big naturals", that they had a bit of sag to them, a bit of squish. And she went about fixing them by getting a lift/implant procedure that makes her boobs unnaturally bulbous and rigid and lifted to an unnatural height that they can't descend from....It's like poetic how bad of a fuck up this was, it's borderline Satanic in the classical sense of inverting the good/righteous into the evil/profane.
Her boobs were JADE's boobs, they were her unique genetic lottery gift that no one else in the world had, they were uniquely hers, and she desecrated them...just to get a chop-shop hack job and end up with a pair of disfigured implants that 10's of thousands of whores have...smh.
 
Even if they came out great.. just why. Why would any woman who had a pair like that decide to get implants. It's just so bafflingly, mind numbingly dumb.
 
Funny thing is before this, she had boobs most girls and guys would die for. Now you couldn't pay me to watch her...and not just because she has ruined her body. But because she scams her way through life. These combined make her really unattractive and generally a bad person. But I'm not surprised.
 
That plastic surgeon should have his license revoked.
Then taken out back and beaten with a club.
 
She might as well had a dozen dicks sewn on while she was there...cause it would have the same effect. Totally ruined herself.
 
The wonderful part that fills my heart with joy is that SHE knows she ruined herself too. For the past year she has had her tits out 24/7 when streaming, she loved showing them off and getting tons of compliments in the chat about how great her tits were. Now she hides them in shame, lolol. Anytime she slips up and shows them she gets ppl commenting in the chat about how fucked up they look. It's glorious.
Also idk that it's been talked about but she honestly has a pretty fucked up pussy. I mean it's not like horrific or anything but it's pretty shit-tier, like a 3/10 at best, really fucked up labia. She knows this as well b/c she was always so eager to show her tits but was so self conscious of her vagina. Well congratulations Jade, now you've got jacked up tits and a pussy that looks like chewed-up chewing gum.
 
She's the equivalent of a $20 hooker. She always was, and will be no better than that. Scamming makes her even more distasteful. I wouldn't be paid to ever watch her again.
 
Breast implants can take upwards of a year to actually settle into the pocket. This is what they look like when they are newly done. She didn’t need to get them done at all but they will look great in probably 4 months when they have settled more
 
How do you guys record streams? I'm trying to record her new tits in a private right now.
 
I personally use OBS for all of my screen recording needs. You can google it and Youtube a tutorial for how to use it.
However you MAY not even have to do that, some cam sites save your private shows and I think they have a download button for them. Not sure if Chaturbate does that or not though as I assume that's where you did the private as I've not seen her stream anywhere else.
 
Wonder what her family thinks of this boneheaded chop job.... not one of her friends is jealous of her anymore lol...ya payback for a year of scamming
 
I mean....my gawd. LOOK at this shit Bro's. This is heinous. Compare Pic's 1,2,3 to pics 4,5,6. I know y'all already know, but gawd damn. This seriously may be the single worst tit job I personally have ever seen as far as just the raw amount that the titties have been downgraded from where they were in the first place. I can't get over it.
https://gofile.io/d/1emjXG
 
The shape of the implants look odd,like they look very long,they literally touch her collar bone ??
 
Dunno if anyone also noticed she is gaining weight noticeably...once-tight body not like it was a year ago
 
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