Simp Chat Sara Jean Underwood - Discussion Thread

She's incredible, a shameless "sex worker" unlike a lot of of scammers and a great fap material that shows everything that matters (in other words, t&a, not a goddamn wholesome cat, what's for lunch today or her fuckboy of the time).
 
Sexiest women I've ever seen. Has anyone seen anything from apparently her most explicit sets. Valentines and the recent desert set.
 
I wouldn't oversell it. Sara has taken a long time to work herself up to doing full frontal again. When she started out with her Onlyfans, it was only borderline scammy non-nude tease videos in lingerie, expecting $75-$100 for a few minutes of tugging on her bra and smiling.
Each new 'milestone' is also getting milked with premium prices for the first topless, the first pussy etc.
She also initially had insane offers like $200 VIP just for the privilege of being sent more offers, $200 for some distant outdoor shower video, asking $400 for a supposedly more explicit pussy pic etc.
I do appreciate that she shows it all now and regularly too but let's not praise her too much, she's not beyond misleading offers and milking her fan base.
 
i havent looked at her in a while, dont even recognize her anymore lol, and its not because i have bad memory
 
Since we have a discussion thread on her, I wanted to give a big 'lol' to her latest announcement on Instagram. The moment she said she had big news and asked people to guess, I already knew it was gonna be about fucking cabins again.
Everyone's free to live how they want and do what makes them happy of course but her choices over the last years are still kind of baffling to me. First she moves into the forest with her boyfriend, builds this entire cabin arrangement for years and the moment they're done, they drive into the middle of the fucking desert, the type of place people are trying to get away from, living in a cramped van just to build ANOTHER cabin and then touts the constant sun and heat as great benefits. Also, since I have no idea what her boyfriend does beyond social media on cabins, I'm assuming her titty pics are bankrolling the majority of this stuff.
 
Honestly they would be way old at this point. Even at 38 Sarah is prob the youngest
 
Its been decades though. She went from absolute college hottie in playboy to plastic surgery milf. Its a shame OnlyFans wasnt a thing when she was in her prime, because her playboy years are great but all photo's or boring photoshoot videos, no actual interaction with the fans.
 
She was actually THIS close to having her own nude site during her prime, the classic '$19.99 a month, get access to a bunch of galleries' paysite that a bunch of models did before Onlyfans came around and everyone and their Mom thought it's ok to ask that money for one topless picture.
Unfortunately that project was shelved and she pretended it never happened even though there was literally a landing page with her name as URL already set up. Her G4 gig started not too long after so I'm suspecting that's what killed it.
 
Yeah, I've never understood why you would pay for non nude content from someone that has done lots of nudes. Her PB material was pretty great too - pretty revealing by their standards - but she's only now starting to do full frontal on OF?
 
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